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Battletard
 Post subject: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:44 am  
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Grimmgor
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:46 am  
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this will be the emptiest thread on the internet.
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Joklem
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:51 am  
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do you really wanna know
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Meowth
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:19 pm  
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This one time

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Jubbergun
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:43 pm  
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The girl I went out with last night...I touched her butt, and I think she liked it. I think that because she didn't tell me to stop.

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Lucinth
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:34 pm  
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I got laid a month ago?

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Eturnalshift
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:09 am  
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Jubbergun wrote:
The girl I went out with last night...I touched her butt, and I think she liked it. I think that because she didn't tell me to stop.

Maybe she likes dinosaurs? :P
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Jubbergun
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:14 pm  
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This one was actually my age, so you might be on to something.

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Azelma
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:42 pm  
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2 weeks ago I had a girl in my bed. We were making out, and she had her shirt off. Everything was heading towards it until she informed me that it was a bad time of the month.

God hates me.

But porn also exists.

Therefore God loves me.


Still, perhaps I shoulda just earned my red badge of courage.

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Azelma
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
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oops doublepost

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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:49 pm  
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red badge aint worth it. any woman who wants to fuck on her period is a whore.

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Yuratuhl
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:00 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
red badge aint worth it. any woman who wants to fuck on her period is a whore.


Whores are good in bed.

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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:10 pm  
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theres a difference between a woman who will let anyone get between her legs and someone who knows what they're doing.

they're not mutually exclusive, obviously, but some women are much more talented and willing to get down than others.

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Dvergar
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:11 am  
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Usdk wrote:
red badge aint worth it. any woman who wants to fuck on her period is a whore.


Cramping that can occur both pre- and during menstruation can be alleviated with sexual activity. Some unlucky women experience rather severe cramps, and sex is a natural way to get some relief. As long as you're not a moron about it there is little mess.

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While someone could be good at whatever age, the younger the whore the more likely sex is something she's using to get attention, and is not really in it for good sex.

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Mns
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:15 am  
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