Yuratuhl wrote:
If you want your dick on the internet, suit yourself.
Was jaykayin, but just realized that it seems this is the second time itt I've suggested such extracurricular activities. I'm going to lay low with the 'dick off contest' suggestions for a while.
I've never really felt the need to advertise personal shit about my own junk. It just seems silly. You're either a stallion, a shrimp or somewhere in between. Upon convincing your quarry to engage in practice mating, you either head to your place or hers, or a neutral location. All will be revealed in time.
Most girls don't give a damn as long as you're average, even less give a damn if you can 'work with what you got.' That personality shit is really true, even as far as sex is concerned. I have a friend who has a less than impressive pecker (he doesn't believe in locking the door behind him at parties apparently) yet he has nailed some ridiculously good looking girls, and he is not at all what most people would consider attractive. He is a bit of a jerkoff, he'd profess his undying love to a girl he met 10 minutes ago if she'd buy it and let him in her pants. He's also a total manwhore. But he has left me scratching my head on quite a few occasions when he goes home with some of the females that I have seen him with.
He's a nice guy, despite his bitchassness tendencies when he's trying to pick up a girl at a party. I think that's why girls go for him, and continue to go for him until he does something stupid to piss them off.
Related, I was reading some interview somewhere about how a lot of female porn stars prefer to do scenes with Ron Jeremy over other equally hung yet better looking male porn stars. Exact same reason, except Ron Jeremy is obviously packing. They say he just treats them better and is fun to be around, whereas most other porn stars in their experiences (and judging from some of the porn out there) are complete dicks.
BrawlsackTaking an extended hiatus from gaming
