Jubbergun wrote:
I don't hate you, but I do want to pull you into my school for pimps
A old, white-haired Jersey dude covered in hideously stretched tats addresses a classroom full of eager, aspiring, talented young hoods...PROFESSOR PIMP: Yo, sup noobs, his and welcome to Keeping Your Hand Strong 101, I'm youse teach, and this here's my ho, Krizen, he's gonna be providing youse with some instruction todays...
KRIZEN: Cuz I can
PROFESSOR PIMP: Shut youse hole, slick!
Professor Pimp busts out a vicious bitch-slap on Krizen!PROFESSOR PIMP: Ok, youse all see how I did that? Gonna do it again, you watch real close...
Professor Pimp bitch-slaps the "ho" again...!PROFESSOR PIMP: Now, you all see...that's how you keep your pimp hand strong. Now we're all gonna go 'round the room, takin' turns, see where you need some improvement...