Might result in some nasty PTSD flashbacks, but it's totally worth the $20 that I think it costs.
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| Author: | Dagery [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Hey Jubber, I found something you may like. |
Might result in some nasty PTSD flashbacks, but it's totally worth the $20 that I think it costs. |
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| Author: | Necrachilles [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hey Jubber, I found something you may like. |
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| Author: | Jubbergun [ Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hey Jubber, I found something you may like. |
Forklift Simulator....good call. Bible Game...not so much. I can just imagine how terrible that would be. Your Pal, Jubber |
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| Author: | Battletard [ Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hey Jubber, I found something you may like. |
Jubbergun wrote: Forklift Simulator....good call. Bible Game...not so much. I can just imagine how terrible that would be. Your Pal, Jubber What if you played as Jesus in 2139 AD gunning down liberals and putting the sick and the impoverished out of their misery? Every liberal you shoot drops USD (the currency, not the poster) which are automatically deposited into your hedge fund? The object of the game is to gun down enough liberals and poor and sick people that your hedge fund reaches $100,000,000 by age 55 (approx: 20 years). Along the way you must dodge Philistine soldiers and if you encounter them you must neutralize them using any means necessary, including lethal force. Every time you level up, you are sent on a mission to assassinate a pro- gun control liberal. If you are successful, you can upgrade your weapons arsenal. If you fail, you lose access to the last weapon upgrade you received. If you are successful on every mission, your end result is a nuclear weapon capable of destroying the Earth. Your final mission is to detonate the nuclear device to purge the world of evil and allow your followers to ascend to heaven and enjoy free digital cable and wifi, room service, pro bono hookers and enough illicit substances to supply 1959-1981 100 times over. Good game? |
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| Author: | Meowth [ Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hey Jubber, I found something you may like. |
There is an Airport Controller simulator and Street Sweeping simulator. |
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| Author: | Jubbergun [ Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hey Jubber, I found something you may like. |
Battletard wrote: What if you played as Jesus in 2139 AD gunning down liberals and putting the sick and the impoverished out of their misery? Every liberal you shoot drops USD (the currency, not the poster) which are automatically deposited into your hedge fund? The object of the game is to gun down enough liberals and poor and sick people that your hedge fund reaches $100,000,000 by age 55 (approx: 20 years). Along the way you must dodge Philistine soldiers and if you encounter them you must neutralize them using any means necessary, including lethal force. Every time you level up, you are sent on a mission to assassinate a pro- gun control liberal. If you are successful, you can upgrade your weapons arsenal. If you fail, you lose access to the last weapon upgrade you received. If you are successful on every mission, your end result is a nuclear weapon capable of destroying the Earth. Your final mission is to detonate the nuclear device to purge the world of evil and allow your followers to ascend to heaven and enjoy free digital cable and wifi, room service, pro bono hookers and enough illicit substances to supply 1959-1981 100 times over. Good game? That is absolute blasphemy. Sounds like it would be the greatest game ever, though. Sign me up. Your Pal, Jubber |
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