Jubbergun wrote:
Forklift Simulator....good call.
Bible Game...not so much. I can just imagine how terrible that would be.
Your Pal,
Jubber
What if you played as Jesus in 2139 AD gunning down liberals and putting the sick and the impoverished out of their misery? Every liberal you shoot drops USD (the currency, not the poster) which are automatically deposited into your hedge fund?
The object of the game is to gun down enough liberals and poor and sick people that your hedge fund reaches $100,000,000 by age 55 (approx: 20 years).
Along the way you must dodge Philistine soldiers and if you encounter them you must neutralize them using any means necessary, including lethal force. Every time you level up, you are sent on a mission to assassinate a pro- gun control liberal. If you are successful, you can upgrade your weapons arsenal. If you fail, you lose access to the last weapon upgrade you received. If you are successful on every mission, your end result is a nuclear weapon capable of destroying the Earth. Your final mission is to detonate the nuclear device to purge the world of evil and allow your followers to ascend to heaven and enjoy free digital cable and wifi, room service, pro bono hookers and enough illicit substances to supply 1959-1981 100 times over.
Good game?
BrawlsackTaking an extended hiatus from gaming
