mine smells like a chair underneath a guy who knows how to keep clean.

best tip is this. Don't sit in boxers, sweat will seep through.

Don't sit on leather. If you sit on cloth, make sure to splash it with fabreeze or something.

If you fart a lot, try putting a towel underneath your ass so that it absorbs the stink.

When you shower, make sure to wash your ass, as well as the general crotch area.

Keep your area cool so as not to produce excess sweating.

Get up once in a while.

i have an idea for a new hero class its called beastlord its like a hunter but different talents and can wear plate armor and sheild and can have 5 tamed pets out at one time and hold up to 20 pets to swap with current five pets out and they can use any weapon in the game kool huh please vote 1-10 10 being you love the idea 1 being it undeniably sucks i vote 10

The next hero class should and will clearly be 5 smaller hero classes that fight as one and merge to form a MegaHeroClassZord (on a cooldown of course if the MHCZ form is much stronger) and will defeat foes with lots of cheesy explosions and poorly choreographed fight sequences.