Wow France....Just Stop It

Aestu · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:33 pm

Jubbergun wrote:

My brain is stuck on corn oil. I'm guessing no one tells kids about the joys of foreplay anymore.

it wasn't enough. the issues were anatomical.

Usdk · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:39 pm

Then you weren't doing it right. The proper manipulation of a woman's erogenous zones can have her wetter than katrina-era new orleans.

Yes, I went there.

Aestu · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:58 pm

Don't make me party to your fantasies. Please.

Usdk · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:01 pm

A girl not getting wet means you weren't doin it right, and thats the up and down of it.

You know whos a good coach? the woman youre in bed with. ask for pointers next time.

Aestu · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:04 pm

Who's claiming to be omniscient now?

You were told the reality but you choose to discard it and substitute your own framed around your own pathetic needs.

Tehra · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:04 pm

middle finger + ring finger + looking into their eyes for focus/eyelid adjustments and you'll be going with the flow into no time. you may garnish with attention to the nape for extra flavor.

aestu's not from san francisco, he's from san francrisco.

Aestu · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:06 pm

Tehra wrote:

middle finger + ring finger + looking into their eyes for focus/eyelid adjustments and you'll be going with the flow into no time.

Yes, I saw that episode of Seinfeld too. Thanks for reminding me.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:14 pm

Tehra wrote:

I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG-HOLE!!!

Your Pal,
Jubber

Usdk · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:32 pm

Aestu wrote:

Who's claiming to be omniscient now?

You were told the reality but you choose to discard it and substitute your own framed around your own pathetic needs.

what the fuck are you talking about? no one knows a human body like the owner when it comes to sex. they are all different. I won't get into detail because I'll end up being vulgar and you wont know what the fuck i'm talking about anyway, but it's good advice. not that you're capable of taking advice, but hey.

Azelma · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:24 pm

It's all about the "come here motion"

Aestu · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:28 pm

Usdk wrote:

what the fuck are you talking about? no one knows a human body like the owner when it comes to sex. they are all different...

...and so you second guess what you did not see.

Usdk · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:33 pm

you're right aestu. you know so much more about what to do and what not to do when it comes to women than i do. I bow to your superior knowledge and track record with glorious looking women of all walks of life.

that dos equis guy could have a love child with sean connery and not even be allowed to lick the shit off your shoe, oh paragon of all that is man.

Monotheist · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:35 pm

You see what you did Azelma, this is why we can't have nice things!

Aestu · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:51 pm

Usdk wrote:

you're right aestu. you know so much more about what to do and what not to do when it comes to women than i do. I bow to your superior knowledge and track record with glorious looking women of all walks of life.

that dos equis guy could have a love child with sean connery and not even be allowed to lick the shit off your shoe, oh paragon of all that is man.

Because I'm telling some guy who wasn't there that he didn't know what happened, clearly I think I am God.

Or maybe you're just trying to rationalize your fantasy of Lothario status by establishing a false dichotomy between extremes.

Weena · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:03 pm

So...

Wait what, I had to go back through this thread and read things I skipped over.

Who's bonking who in what room with the candlestick?

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