This is what a good application looks like.
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I would like to run to become a crushing fist of Bleeding Hollow, and I believe I qualify for such a role because:
- I'm here very often.
- Immune to butthurt, therefore reasonable in decisions.
- I already know how to work most of the forum things.
- I breathe through my nose, not my mouth.
- I don't stand in fire, piss, or anything else on the ground.
- I'm not susceptible to starting trouble.
As a mod, I would strive to see our enemies crushed and driven before us as we hear the lamentations of their women. Those enemies of course, are those who would seek to disrupt, through blatant mockery or appalling stupidity, the peace of The Hollow. I will care to the digital masses of this board, and vanquish those of whom have been deemed unworthy by the very flock of sheep I tend. Through methods well known, those of whom I serve will mark the target, I will simply eliminate the xenos plague that infests our space with faith and fire.
By accepting this role, I realize I am at the mercy of those I serve, and thus have only a small whisper among their bellows and cries. I will let not my sword swing without their word, unless a dire enough threat emerges of such calamity that many would suffer and die because of my lack of volition. As threats are prevented and eliminated, and peace is maintained, we will all be able to live in harmony harmony OH LOVE.
