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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:25 am  
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The religious rites of other cultures are ridiculous? That's the thinking of a racistbigothomophobe, sir. Not only that, you said no one does that seriously. Obviously someone did/does. They just don't count in your book, because you hate brown people.


The religious rites of all cultures are ridiculous.

Nothing fails like prayer.


What if there IS a God, but none of the religions on Earth have their shit right, and they are all worshipping the various deities in the current religious cultures.

And then the REAL God is all like:

"nigga plz. I'm black, the virgin Mary was a white gurl an my son is biracial n shit. But I ain't the Father. Keepin it real. None y'all mothafuckaz gettin into heaven till y'all niggaz get it right."

And he's just megatrolling the entire religious population of the world.


This mostly states a feeling I've had for a while.

I don't care about people's belief or disbelief in higher power(s), nor do I really care about the religion of anybody that refrains from letting it all hang out.

But one thing about religion that always annoyed me is the pompous attitude that is innate when anybody claims to know something about higher power(s) and; what they are, how they work, what they want, how they created everything, why they created anything, etc etc. On the off chance there is a higher power(s), I'm going to take the sure bet that neither you, nor the countless generations that have claimed to proxy it's knowledge to you, know jack shit about said higher power(s).


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:47 am  
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What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home




but seriously, what if god and religions in general were all invented to control the weak and stupid as well as encourage not doing whatever the fuck you want to do. A Santa Clause for grown ups if you will. Surely a tactic that works so well in controling people in one place will work just as well in others. So King A sends King B an IM all "LOL BRO CHECK OUT MY GOD ROSTER" and King B is a lazy asshole so he just plaugerizes King A's gods but just changes the names and details a little so he doesn't get in trouble at school. Bam, multiple yet similar gods. Then King C hears through the grapevine that Gods are all the latest rage. However, this King is a hipster king and so he comes up with one God with all the powers of the other gods exclaiming "My God can beat up your God!". Thus, the first holy war was born.

np guys.


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:33 pm  
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Necrachilles wrote:
but seriously, what if god and religions in general were all invented to control the weak and stupid as well as encourage not doing whatever the fuck you want to do. A Santa Clause for grown ups if you will. Surely a tactic that works so well in controling people in one place will work just as well in others. So King A sends King B an IM all "LOL BRO CHECK OUT MY GOD ROSTER" and King B is a lazy asshole so he just plaugerizes King A's gods but just changes the names and details a little so he doesn't get in trouble at school. Bam, multiple yet similar gods. Then King C hears through the grapevine that Gods are all the latest rage. However, this King is a hipster king and so he comes up with one God with all the powers of the other gods exclaiming "My God can beat up your God!". Thus, the first holy war was born.

np guys.


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
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God is a human invention.

Humans feel compelled to invent gods because they are designed to have unrealizable aspirations because irrational attitudes often have an evolutionary advantage.

Once you realize this, all doubts vanish.


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:05 pm  
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Designed, you say?

Perhaps by a higher intelligence?


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
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By natural selection.

Mindless aggression, restless aspirations and egocentrism are adaptive and preferable traits for human beings over the mindset of grazing herbivores that are happy with where they are and what they have.

Belief in God is just one of those human quirks, like indigestion and runny noses. Annoying and unfortunate, but those conditions exist because there is some related advantage.


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
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Fantastique wrote:
Necrachilles wrote:
but seriously, what if god and religions in general were all invented to control the weak and stupid as well as encourage not doing whatever the fuck you want to do. A Santa Clause for grown ups if you will. Surely a tactic that works so well in controling people in one place will work just as well in others. So King A sends King B an IM all "LOL BRO CHECK OUT MY GOD ROSTER" and King B is a lazy asshole so he just plaugerizes King A's gods but just changes the names and details a little so he doesn't get in trouble at school. Bam, multiple yet similar gods. Then King C hears through the grapevine that Gods are all the latest rage. However, this King is a hipster king and so he comes up with one God with all the powers of the other gods exclaiming "My God can beat up your God!". Thus, the first holy war was born.

np guys.


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He looks like he's reached a stalemate playing thumb war against himself.

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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:30 am  
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I would do a lot to have his medical knowledge.

Also, that's a really funny thought lololololol


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
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Aestu wrote:
By natural selection.


Natural selection isn't design. It's happenstance...unless you believe that it was put in motion by someone/something. Dr. Freud would like to have a word with you about subconsciously admitting your quirks.

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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:54 am  
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Spiders, ants and evolution prove that trial and error, on a massive scale, can have an intelligence of all its own. Perhaps this is true of human history as well.


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
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"Trial and error" implies the same thing "designed" does, and is tantamount to admitting there is an intelligent guiding force behind the events in question.

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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
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By that logic, there's no difference between what makes an amoeba decide to move its psuedopod and what makes a human decide to move its foot.

What Darwinism - natural selection - is all about, is trial and error. Trying out different random mutations and permutations of genetic deck-shuffling and letting the environment decide.


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 Post subject: Re: Some Snarky Images for the Haterz
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:28 pm  
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Battletard is winning this thread.

Anyway, re: natural selection

There's no trial and error...it's merely the result of the stronger/better equipped surviving.

Humans have fucked up evolution because we've changed the rules for survival. Have bad eyes? Get glasses. Are you retarded? You can still procreate and increase the chances of having a retarded kid. Have diabetes? There's medication for that.

If we really cared about letting the strongest survive, we'd let all the weak die...or at the very least prevent them from procreating.


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