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Tehra · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:48 pm

Necrachilles wrote:

Trying to control your fate is like trying to control where your piss goes when you have a boner. It's not going to happen and sometimes you'll piss on your face.

listen, take it from someone who managed to do that twice without missing the bowl.

lift your leg next time.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:58 pm

Tehra wrote:

Necrachilles wrote:

Trying to control your fate is like trying to control where your piss goes when you have a boner. It's not going to happen and sometimes you'll piss on your face.

listen, take it from someone who managed to do that twice without missing the bowl.

lift your leg next time.

Will give it a try. I normally, if I don't want to piss everywhere, especially after sex, have to just hang it almost all the way in the bowl lol. Good ol Me, Myself, and Irene.

Usdk · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:11 pm

nah man, just do the superman.

or, the advanced version that i learned while shitfaced drunk, turn around and piss in the shower.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:14 pm

Uh oh. This was just emailed to me.

Tehra · **Posted:** Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:05 am

Necrachilles wrote:

Uh oh. This was just emailed to me.

camping didn't have a stroke of luck, did he?

Battletard · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:41 am

Necrachilles wrote:

Tehra wrote:

Necrachilles wrote:

Trying to control your fate is like trying to control where your piss goes when you have a boner. It's not going to happen and sometimes you'll piss on your face.

listen, take it from someone who managed to do that twice without missing the bowl.

lift your leg next time.

Will give it a try. I normally, if I don't want to piss everywhere, especially after sex, have to just hang it almost all the way in the bowl lol. Good ol Me, Myself, and Irene.

Dvergar · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:52 am

That first car was an '88 Skyhawk. It was my first car and a piece of shit, I miss it.

Azelma · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:12 pm

The trick to pissing with a boner is to simply lean forward with your ass out while standing facing the bowl. As the stream slows you slowly stand up straight until the dribble falls straight down into the bowl.

Battletard · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:34 pm

Azelma wrote:

The trick to pissing with a boner is to simply lean forward with your ass out while standing facing the bowl. As the stream slows you slowly stand up straight until the dribble falls straight down into the bowl.

This.

Meowth · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:02 pm

Or piss up in the air instead of down. See how high you can piss in the tub.

Tehra · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:47 pm

this would turn into a pissing contest of all things.

Battletard · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:12 pm

I still wanna try challenge pissing. I'm in the market for a new vehicle and no down payment would come in handy.

Tehra · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:17 pm

Dvergar wrote:

That first car was an '88 Skyhawk. It was my first car and a piece of shit, I miss it.

my first car was a '91 ford escort hatchback wagon. my second was '94 ford taurus. my third is a 2004 mazda 6. third time was the charm.

Battletard · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:19 pm

Tehra wrote:

Dvergar wrote:

That first car was an '88 Skyhawk. It was my first car and a piece of shit, I miss it.

my first car was a '91 ford escort hatchback wagon. my second was '94 ford taurus. my third is a 2004 mazda 6. third time was the charm.

First car was a 2001 Accord. Had it for 4 months before I totaled it in icy conditions. Truck Ball Hitch - 1 My Radiator - 0.

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:26 pm

Battletard wrote:

Tehra wrote:

Dvergar wrote:

That first car was an '88 Skyhawk. It was my first car and a piece of shit, I miss it.

my first car was a '91 ford escort hatchback wagon. my second was '94 ford taurus. my third is a 2004 mazda 6. third time was the charm.

First car was a 2001 Accord. Had it for 4 months before I totaled it in icy conditions. Truck Ball Hitch - 1 My Radiator - 0.

I have you all beat.

My first car was a 1979 Buick Regal. It was such a piece of shit... it had this weird stalling thing when you would be at a red light. If you were stopped on an incline and would try to accelerate the car would stall out. My record for stalling was 5 times in one intersection.

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