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 Post subject: @exes.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:08 pm  
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Why do you come out of the woodwork when I met a new lady? Get back in my nightmares where you belong.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:11 pm  
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Kickboxing Girlfriend, I choose you!

Kickboxing Girlfriend, use Roundhouse!

Kickboxing Girlfriend used Roundhouse against Ex-Girlfriend, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

















I think you know what I'm implying here.

PS. Film it.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:50 pm  
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And she fucking would too. PS I love you weena


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:16 pm  
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Until the kickboxer becomes the ex.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:24 pm  
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I had lunch with my ex yesterday. She accused me of rubbing her face in all the women I was seeing.

I laughed so hard I blacked out...almost.

Kickboxer girl will be around for at least four months.

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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:51 pm  
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I actually hope to keep her around longer than that but hey, shit happens.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:34 pm  
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Today is my first ex's bday. For some reason we always remember each others birthday and text each other the traditional happy bday! text. We also usually get lunch 3 months after each birthday. It's a good system.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:47 pm  
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Do you get benefits?


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:50 pm  
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I'm betting no.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:23 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
Do you get benefits?


I don't think Fant is single.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:51 am  
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Apparently my ex thinks she's still entitled to the benefits of having a boyfriend because she called me tonight and asked me to fix her laptop. I think she's coming to my house tomorrow so I can look at it. FML

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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:32 am  
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I don't think those are the benefits she's looking for.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:19 am  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Aestu wrote:
Do you get benefits?


I don't think Fant is single.


I'm not.

When I was, however, I did receive benefits.


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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:15 am  
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Aestu wrote:
I don't think those are the benefits she's looking for.


She's not coming for sex, if that's what you're thinking. Between her anti-depressants & menopause, she no longer has any interest. That was the reason she broke up with me. She just wants me to fix her laptop.

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 Post subject: Re: @exes.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:04 pm  
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FWB action can be highly satsifying. All the pleasure with none of the responsibility. Great when you are not wanting to jump back into a relationship.


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