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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:04 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
Imagine Sergent Hartman's reaction when he realizes he's met someone who he is completely, 100% unable to intimidate. Someone who will follow the letter of orders, but refuses to stop thinking because he says so.


He would punish your fellow recruits for your insolence/in his rage once he realized he personally couldn't intimidate you. They would then proceed to beat you with bars of soap and abuse/haze you until you fell in line.

This is why it wouldn't work out for you.


P.S. Anybody here a script writer? Aestu joining the army would probably make a pretty awesome movie. It would sweep Sundance. I suggest Seth Rogen or Jesse Eisenberg for the role of Aestu. Probably Eisenberg, the part demands range.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
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Azelma wrote:
I'd definitely have concerns about how you'd act towards the authoritarians who make up the army. I just see you challenging everyone who tells you to do anything you don't like or agree with. It's not a bad thing...you just aren't an army man - but I could be wrong. It would be an interesting experiment no doubt.


It's very possible to challenge without challenging, and that is most offensive to those types.

They see the wheels turning...they know there's not a damn thing they can do about...then they rage...

Azelma wrote:
Good luck on the LSAT - I think that's your move. You'd better absolutely crush it though (I know your college GPA isn't the best). Getting into a good law school is key if you're trying to either make a lot of money, or get into government in some capacity. Not saying you couldn't do it coming out of a lower tier law school, it's just much more difficult given how competitive the industry is. I saw this knowing how my older sister ended up at Paul Hastings.


I don't buy this. Whatever qualification I get, whether it's law or CPA, won't matter. As long as I have the means to enter some sort of field, I can just handle my professional life like I handle everything else - application of brute intellect.

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Y'know I really don't think my parents would trade me for you either. I'm certain my dad would view you as a spoiled brat. You'd also be quite the outcast as none of their 5 children are still being supported by them currently (I think they still pay my younger sisters cell phone bill, but I'm not sure).


/shrug

What's your basis for calling me a spoiled brat?


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
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Azelma wrote:
He would punish your fellow recruits for your insolence once he realized he personally couldn't intimidate you. They would then proceed to beat you with bars of soap and abuse/haze you until you fell in line.


I'm not susceptible to pain or physical humiliation. People have tried it before. I usually respond with humor or deadpan.

It leaves them frustrated and a bit freaked out.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
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The fact that you're unemployed and still living on your parents' dime.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:08 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
Azelma wrote:
He would punish your fellow recruits for your insolence once he realized he personally couldn't intimidate you. They would then proceed to beat you with bars of soap and abuse/haze you until you fell in line.


I'm not susceptible to pain or physical humiliation. People have tried it before. I usually respond with humor or deadpan.

It leaves them frustrated and a bit freaked out.


Assuming what you say is true. This movie idea keeps getting better and better. It would win Oscars.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:09 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
My basis is your utter disdain for the entire military complex(some of which is spot on), the fact that there's no WAY you're in anything resembling a good physical condition, nor would your sheltered ass be able to handle being stuck in a barracks/platoon with all manner of hayseeds, hoodrats and other various pieces of shit that join the military for reasons surprisingly similar to your current situation.


I'm a lot less sheltered than you are, Usd, and I've dealt with all those types and others.

Physical condition is arbitrary. I used to work out, and I could do so again if the need arose.
What, am I going to drop dead?


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:16 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
Assuming what you say is true. This movie idea keeps getting better and better. It would win Oscars.




Try to visualize that with me on the other end.

If he asks a question, give the answer he least expects.
If he insults, agree.
If he applies physical pain, laugh.
If he gives an order, obey it.

The best he can do is beat me up...and come back tomorrow...and still, somehow, walk away feeling defeated.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:19 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
The fact that you're unemployed and still living on your parents' dime.

So are a lot of people. Millions. And being employed doesn't necessarily mean you add anything to the value of the world...or have any yourself.

Before you got a job as a thug, Usd, you never dared mention what you were doing. I've never sought to conceal anything about my status. At the end of the day, what makes a loser is the inability to live with oneself.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:33 pm  
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Tell me how being unemployed is in any way better than being employed.

Thats why you're a spoiled brat.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
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Usdk wrote:
Tell me how being unemployed is in any way better than being employed.


I never claimed that it was.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
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Usdk wrote:
Tell me how being unemployed is in any way better than being employed.


Free time.

(I'm readily admitting that I didn't read most of this thread)


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:40 pm  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Usdk wrote:
Tell me how being unemployed is in any way better than being employed.


Free time.


If I really wanted or needed to, sure, I could probably get a job at McDonalds.

But, contrary to what many people believe, no one is more painfully aware of my capacity to arouse others' ire than me. Whether it's because I'm ridiculously superior and make everyone jealous, or because I'm a pedantic, inflexible douchebag, the net result is the same: the risks outweigh the potential benefits.

And what would it accomplish? I wouldn't achieve financial independence. I wouldn't stop being a burden on my parents, such as it is. If I made the choice to do so, all it would mean would be a much more uncomfortable and unstable life, and my parents would flatly waste the relatively small amount of money it costs to maintain me anyway. Proceeding along the lines Azelma did, it would almost certainly mean a debt load - which would be a very bad thing for life progression.

No peer or employer or school would think better of me for working at McDonalds or some other menial job. Two, five, ten, twenty years down the line, it wouldn't get me anything.

In the final analysis, having a menial jerb would accomplish nothing but being able to make the point in forum discussions.

Or is my logic incorrect? Tell me.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
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I love you Aestu.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
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Necrachilles wrote:
I love you Aestu.


Well that is the downside. I was just thinking I'd like to be having sex with a woman.


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 Post subject: Re: Private Versus Public Compensation Data
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:29 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
Necrachilles wrote:
I love you Aestu.


Well that is the downside. I was just thinking I'd like to be having sex with a woman.

Just have sex with my butthole and I can wear a really bad wig and talk, very poorly, high pitched.


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