When I was in HS, I once called some annoying borderline retarded kid an inbred.
More recently, when a police thug was harassing me, I fully turned around and began to simply ignore him. I pulled out a paperback book and started quietly reading. This made him visibly upset. So then he tried seeking attention with a bunch of cop memes, "you want to get in a battle of wills you'll lose every time, etc".
I turned around, pointed at him with both fingers, squinted and arched my torso, and said, mockingly, "Oh come on, man, I've heard all those memes before, where do you get them from, the book of cop memes? You should get better material, be a little original man, you don't think I'm gonna go for that stuff, do you?"
The thug was visibly flustered, stared at me for a second, then sputtered, "Well, uh, sorry, I'll have to go buy a new cop...joke...book..."
Aestu of Bleeding Hollow... Nihilism is a copout.
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