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 Post subject: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:41 am  
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...like a champ in my tricked out handicapsule, and I hear this on the CB -

Guy 1: Should I milk it?
Guy 2: No, I better come.

That was all they said. I recognized one of the voices, so I know one of them was another bus driver. The only people that are on that channel are from the garage or the schools.

True story.


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:44 am  
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hahaha nice


I didn't know you were a bus driver!


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 Post subject: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:09 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
hahaha nice


I didn't know you were a bus driver!


*smirks*

(Secretly respects Azelma for rolling with it as always. Real talk doe)

@Weena you should have said "cool story bro" and see if the surprising interjection from a new voice would give him bonerkill or something.


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:31 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
hahaha nice


I didn't know you were a bus driver!


Yeah, I found my calling. Though I'm intent on working up from this class B license to an A and drive a semi.

I don't have any tail for you on my bus, sorry. Unless you like 40-50yr olds. In which case, there's two different paras that ride. Both are awesome personality wise, but one's got a dogface.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:39 pm  
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You should see the trophy-wife-in-training Azelma has hanging off his arm on Facebook. Doubt he's interested ;)


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:34 pm  
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Battletard wrote:
You should see the trophy-wife-in-training Azelma has hanging off his arm on Facebook. Doubt he's interested ;)


I don't know...just because she's dating Azelma doesn't mean she isn't secretly into men. (HA HA!!! BUUUUUURN!!!!)

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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:57 pm  
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I'm not even sure I know Azelma's name, come to think of it.


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Yuratuhl wrote:
I'm not even sure I know Azelma's name, come to think of it.


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Battletard wrote:
You should see the trophy-wife-in-training Azelma has hanging off his arm on Facebook. Doubt he's interested ;)


Hahaha true, but if she ever dumps me I'll likely go off the deep end and start banging 50 year old dogface chicks anyway. It's nice to know Weena will put in a good word for me if need be.


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:58 pm  
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We use Scott sandpaper here.

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It's alright unless you got kind of messy poop that requires more than a few wipes. Especially the watery kind, then it's a magic toilet paper ride to chafe city.


I have a stash of shit pillow for those occasions.

Also, you look like a Scott.


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:18 pm  
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Weena wrote:
Azelma wrote:
hahaha nice


I didn't know you were a bus driver!


Yeah, I found my calling. Though I'm intent on working up from this class B license to an A and drive a semi.

I don't have any tail for you on my bus, sorry. Unless you like 40-50yr olds. In which case, there's two different paras that ride. Both are awesome personality wise, but one's got a dogface.


Drive dem city buses where I deliver mang


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:47 am  
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All I thought when I read the title:



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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:03 am  
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Meowth wrote:
Weena wrote:
Azelma wrote:
hahaha nice


I didn't know you were a bus driver!


Yeah, I found my calling. Though I'm intent on working up from this class B license to an A and drive a semi.

I don't have any tail for you on my bus, sorry. Unless you like 40-50yr olds. In which case, there's two different paras that ride. Both are awesome personality wise, but one's got a dogface.


Drive dem city buses where I deliver mang


I bet city buses have hella turnover.

No thx.

I don't wanna have to fisticuff a loud bitch.


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 Post subject: Re: So I'm driving along...
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Usdk wrote:
All I thought when I read the title:



Me too actually. Gotta love some chuck berry in the morning before work.
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