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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:38 pm  
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I'd ask, but she blocked me, and I don't have her number.

Plus I'm not going to apologize for her being a bitch.


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:16 pm  
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Speaking of dicks, cunts, and talking like misogynistic douchebags, Jubber, I wanted to ask you, is it your opinion black girls are better in that regards?


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
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More like always stick your dick in crazy and get the fuck out, because crazy girl sex is hands-down the best.

(Why hasn't this been said yet?)


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 Post subject: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:29 am  
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I'm half tempted to go out and issue the hardest vaginal thrashing ever to some dumb whore. I just wanna break someone's heart in fucking half. Maybe do it to someone who has never had it happen to them, so they can fucking appreciate what a big deal it is when the do it to others.

Drunk. Pissed. No fucks given. Mediocre new year everyone.


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
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Sounds like you need to go to the Mayo School of Spite, where every breakup becomes a brilliant cascade of bridge burning and emotion crushing.


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
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I remain eager to move to Cincinnati to get started on one amongst several projects I have planned.

Get a two-bedroom apartment, some business cards, a new suit, then hit the trailer parks...


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:19 am  
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Honestly I haven't noticed any difference between black girls and girls of other races.

I've noticed differences between GHETTO girls and other social classes, but that's to be expected.

Mayo in my experience the crazy girls I've dated were more subservient and pliable in bed, and the better sex I've had has been with the more normal types. Though they were also very competitive and we tried to outfuck each other, so that may have been a factor.


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:06 am  
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Aestu wrote:
Speaking of dicks, cunts, and talking like misogynistic douchebags, Jubber, I wanted to ask you, is it your opinion black girls are better in that regards?


It's really not a race/gender thing. If you're being a rotten fuckstick, don't get pissy when someone calls you on it. I don't get the whole "I'm a special snowflake and you can't call me such-and-such a thing," and I understand even less the inclination to coddle someone with that attitude just because they have a vagina.

Even if this were a gender thing, it's still not a race thing, because women can do pretty much whatever they want with little or no consequence for their actions regardless of how dark their skin may be, which is probably the biggest reason the young woman in question saw absolutely nothing wrong with messaging someone out of the blue to poke them with a stick. Look at her reaction to the consequence, which was USD responding with hostility. She is totally unprepared for it, and reacts childishly to it.

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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
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This has nothing to do with the topic at hand but I got drunk and I've never slept with a black girl the end.

Happy New Year you chumps.


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:53 am  
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Aestu wrote:
some business cards, a new suit, then hit the trailer parks...

lol'd at this


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
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Jubber, I was referring to their business parts. Do you notice a difference?


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:23 am  
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Oooooh, depends on the chick, really. I've only had sex with a very small handful of women without a condom, so I can't be sure that the...texture?...is any different. The hair is honestly the biggest difference (pubic and on top of the head). I like the poofy/curly thing like Simone had (has?) going on...like Cree Summer on A Different World in the late 80s. I only dated a few black girls, mostly because everyone I worked with was black and you meet women through your friends, but the few I went out with were middle-class or better on the social ladder. The biggest differences, as far as I was concerned, were that if you went out to eat, they'd eat, that they had moral/religious backgrounds/upbringings/ideas/philosophies/call-it-what-you-will, the slang was different, the music was different, and the food...Dear God the food. They all cooked, and learned from their mothers who learned from their mothers on-and-on back into history.

Of course, I love that fucking food, because soul food isn't 'black' food, it's poor people food, and I grew up eating it. I'll never forget the time some of the guys I was working with thought they'd fuck with the white guy and take me to a run down shack along a back road for soul food. The old couple that ran that place loved me (their granddaughter was the first black girl I dated). That prank backfired. It's no wonder I'm fat.

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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:09 pm  
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Soul food originates from the scraps that the slaves scrounged from their masters' kitchens.

That's as black as you can get, I'd think.


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
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Mns wrote:
Soul food originates from the scraps that the slaves scrounged from their masters' kitchens. That's as black as you can get, I'd think.


Gefilte fish: All the parts of the fish the Poles wouldn't eat. Also known as Jewish fried chicken.

It just occurred to me, that's what fried chicken must taste like to black people. It must taste like gefilte fish does to Jews.

I know I'd eat gefilte fish three meals a day if I wasn't a vegetarian, if it wasn't ridiculously expensive for what it is, and it wasn't insufferably disgusting to eat anywhere but the table. It's a disgusting oppressed person food that tastes disturbingly good to Jews for reasons that probably have something to do with Tay-Sachs.


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 Post subject: Re: Never stick your dick in crazy.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:56 pm  
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I've never eaten oppression before.


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