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I don't fly with vomit all over my furniture.

RETIRED.
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[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

thats between you and him i dont puke unless i get incredi shitfaced

one time i got drunk at ocean city merlin

for those not in the know - ocean city merlin is a "family place"

here i was fat n drunk

I dont get beer googles - i speak the truth

So the bar tender makes me drinks

bear in mind I had a pitcher of beer at a crab place, prior to which i had two long island ice teas

so the bar tender hooks me up with random drinks

mixed driknks are for girls btw

i settle with a whiskey sour ish thing

THEN IN INFINITE WISDON - i shall walk off the drunkeness

OC + single man + DRUNK = bad news

So I Amble towards somewhere

I take a step, the beach. she has a 45 degree incline

I see a beauty, I attempt contact, rebuffed

I walk ahead, fallover, require a shirt removall to dump newly aquired sand

Family member sent to wrangle watches in horror

I dump the sand

I walk 5 blocks and the urge to pee is overwhelming

I stumble back towards hotel

upon sight of hotel see beautiful russian/eastern block chick who is sad

I say "Tonight is beautiful, you are beautiful, you should smile for beauty is wasted on the young"

To which she returns a smile.

I head in to wash my feets off. I grab the hose and do a flip and end up on my ass. I fell forward, to this day I dont know how I didnt break something.

I wash my feet and run to the bathroom

I comeback out to the beach dirtying my feet once again

I see the frau which i told she was beautiful, she beckons

i go to my hotel room instead

aint life great

I don't think I have laughed so hard on these forums before. lmao.

Well played sir, well played.

Umm... New Years party... yeah


Minus the tiara


Ok manly stuff: If you can tell me what gun I'm shooting we can be bff's


Hammered enough to be hanging glowsticks from my nips

.308?

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Please give me the phone # of the chick in the middle. Or at the very least, more pictures. If she's your sister or something...then I'm sorry, but your sister is hot.

Was it flannel shirt day?

It was a very strange coincidence... Also the girl in the middle is my girlfriend, so no you may not stalk her

thats a negative ghost rider

.30-06

I'll wingman the one on the right for you if its a package deal.

Least I could do, really.

And...what's with the neon flannel?

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

I just got Dan's text when he made a remark about how creepy you are, Jubber.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

I am fairly creepy.

In a good way (if that's possible...and maybe even if it isn't).

I must not be bad creepy, because the lovely and talent Ms. Zaryi sent me friend request, and she seems like she's clever enough to know who to keep at a distance.

Then again, all the women I know make terrible choices regarding interpersonal relationships.



Goddamnit.

I'm fucking creepy. Now I have to go buy a windowless van.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Dan doesn't have a sister, I specifically remember asking him if his sister was hot and he said he didn't have one, then I asked if he did have a sister would she be hot.

I think I have a screenshot, too.