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 Post subject: Cool Stories
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:20 pm  
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Anyone here done something or been somewhere or seen something that makes for a fabulous story or conversation opener? These can also be thought of as your answer to the "something unique pertaining to you" question that is asked during group introductions on the first day of class. Examples of mine include

Stuff I've seen:
Head CT scan of someone with a shard of glass in their eye.
Car collision that sent someone through the windshield.
Witnessed the robbery of a CVS.
Been in an earthquake in two different countries.

Stuff I've done:
Shook hands with President Obama and told him that he and I have the same birthday.
Eaten rattlesnake, tastes like shrimp.
Eaten lamb brain, tastes like shit.
Successfully performed CPR.
Caught a stingray the summer of Steve Irwin's death, causing a passing girl to faint.
Swam with a bunch of sharks at night (didn't know they were sharks until later!)

Places I've been:
Been to the Sahara Desert, still have some sand in the pants I wore.
Been to almost every island in the Caribbean.
Been to every country in Europe at least once.
Been to every continent.
Swam in the Mediterranean Sea.

Would love to hear about more from you guys!


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:33 pm  
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I had an ultrasound on my balls. Is that a good conversation starter?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:34 pm  
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Quittermike wrote:
I had an ultrasound on my balls. Is that a good conversation starter?


sure why not, what for? I'm actually looking at an ultrasound right now lol


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:38 pm  
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Fantastique wrote:
Quittermike wrote:
I had an ultrasound on my balls. Is that a good conversation starter?


sure why not, what for? I'm actually looking at an ultrasound right now lol


fant can you ultrasound mine and chimp's balls for free yo hook us up


Fast as easy, young child able do.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:00 pm  
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Uhh well, I guess it's a good conversation started on the somewhat-anonymous internet, not the greatest way to break the ice in person.

<tmi>I had some dull pain in my right testi and lots of the time when I had the sensation to pee I uhh... couldn't. That shit really sucked.

Honestly I had no clue what to expect going in. You have to strip down nude and put on one of those hospital gowns. Side note: Those gowns are fucking awesome, honestly I need one of them for the house, the air flow of the sac region is phenomenal. Anyways, lay down in some chair they pull the gown up and give you some towels to attempt to cover your dong, in a very discrete professional non-sexual type of way to make you comfortable. But I mean come on, you already see my hairy balls and asshole at this point I don't really care if you see my dick.

The person puts this lube stuff all over your balls, like all ultrasounds. Except that lube stuff is REALLY FUCKING COLD, I was a bit traumatized from that. After a short time the lube warms up from being on the body and the actual ultrasound machine is pretty warm, so it started to feel not so bad. Not like I HAVE AN ERECTIONNNN good, but honestly I had a bit of a chubby going on. In my defense the person navigating the ball-rayer thing was female and looked quite attractive.

Anyways, they look for abnormal stuff on the balls, and they compare the two balls against each other to see if anything is different between them. There were some moments of minor discomfort where they push down with some pressure on the ultrasound device to get a good image of certain places but that's about it.

Also the lube they use is fucking insane, they really cake that stuff on and it's really lube-y, took forever to get my balls goo-free once again.</tmi>


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I'll save it for when I meet a nurse :wink:
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:07 pm  
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Dotz is a nurse! I'm sure he will be more than interested lololol


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One of the most interesting things I've done was a trip to Bolivia and Peru a few years ago. We saw a lot of cool things (including a jaguar lounging beside a river as we took a boat trip), but one that really sticks in my mind was a hike I took with a friend one evening in the rain forest. The trail goes to one of the largest trees in the area, which looks like this.

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It's a bit hard to get perspective from the photo, but this tree is about 7 feet in diameter above the buttresses, and probably approaching 200 feet tall. On the trip out, we had heard a big herd of white-lipped peccaries foraging near the trail. They have been known to (very rarely) attack and kill people, so we were joking about who would be the first up a tree if they charged us. We hiked to the tree, doing some sampling along the way, and then turned around. As we returned, it was getting dark when we passed the same spot, and the rainforest when it gets dark is a pretty intense place. We could hear the peccaries still grunting and clacking their teeth, and then there was a rustle right beside the path and we both froze. I was looking for a tree to climb, when a huge dark shape moved onto the trail. Still frozen, we watched as a tapir drifted across the path 20 feet in front of us, almost silent despite its bulk. The spell broke as it disappeared into the undergrowth on the other side of the path and we gave each other high fives, but the few seconds it was in front of us felt almost primeval, like stumbling across a dinosaur.
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we share a birthday?!

edit: can't say I've done much unique, guess the closest would be that I was, for a time, one of the top breeders of mille-fleur bantams in washington, as well as being one of the top junior showmen in the state.

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really nice example of a good cock.

I guess also, for being 19, I've traveled extensively. Lived in Italy and Belgium and Japan, visited almost everywhere in western europe. Speak french, understand italian, can kinda of read japanese and hebrew.


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i was tempted to type out a lot of my amazingly kewlbro storys but didn't go through with it
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Zaryi wrote:
good cock.


hmm
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Laelia wrote:
Zaryi wrote:
good cock.


hmm


I had to

>.<


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Rathmoon wrote:
i was tempted to type out a lot of my amazingly kewlbro storys but didn't go through with it


Just being Rathmoon is enough.


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haven't really done anything special or been anywhere. only remotely special place i can say i've been was Gary Indiana because I was born/lived there til like 8. if you've ever been through it at all you know why it's so "special"

had e-coli when those pizzas from Tony's or whatever that you buy at the grocery store were all infected and were slow at being recalled.
had some eye infection that made my eyes swell so big and nastily + made them bleed
tornado effed up our middle school pretty hard in the middle of the day. was stuck there til midnight.
my bus on the way to highschool once was near an accident and it was all visible. some bro walking across the street got rammed by a pickup truck. lolghettoschools.
there were shootings in an old neighborhood. obviously wasn't around them, but it's still a wonderful loud noise.



afk going to larp with calx so i can post happy stories ^_^
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i train dingos to steal babies


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