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when i was 6, i would have the occasional nightmare about being trapped in a basement with a vampire. i would avoid it, dodge it, defend myself, but it would be relentless.

at the top of the basement stairs, i could see through the heavy wooden door and see the carebears pounding at the door to help.

the dream would usually end with me eventually waking up, but there was that one time i killed it.

there were a few things i learned from that dream.

1) the vampire couldn't get me.
2) the basement really sucked for battle.
3) i needed to stop watching carebears.


So, here we are, 22 years later, and vampires are Sparkly Faggots.

Care Bear Stare? Highly effective.

A MAN CHOSES





A SLAVE OBEYS

Engi-nerd

Oh god.

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BUT THE PARASITE SAYS NHOOOO!

I should write a vampire book with actual vampires. Hopefully it would scare people shitless and you wouldn't see a vampire outside of movies on TCM afterwards.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Awesome movie.

And True Blood is great, because I saw Anna Paquin's tits. Although I've only seen season 1, and the highlight was... Anna Paquin's tits. And unfortunately it was really quick.

BUT STILL.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

Yo seriously, have these people never seen a real vampire before? Fucking morons.




Wait, why did you make another Vampire thread.

true blood is twilight for adults you fucks

@true blood

just watched this episode, most awesome scene evur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJuYSB8F6M

I am THE man.
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