So . . . I've decided I can't pug raids anymore. Not due to the awesome levels of fail but due to the jackasses leading them.
1) Ninja Looters. Cool kid, you stole some pixels. Awesome. Minor annoyance.
2) Raids where no one, no even the leader, knows what to do and you end up basicly leading it anyways.
3) Jackasses that think they know it all.
4) Internet Tough Guys.
5) "OMG A GIRL" Guys.
6) "I GET SO MUCH PUSSY MY DICK HAS TO WEAR A LIFEVEST" Guys.
A lot of those all kinda blur in together but whatever. Basicly I got a combination of 4 and 6 today but there was like 7 of them.
So it was discovered that one of the raiders was a girl and proceeded to talk about how he got lots of sex or something I don't know.
Girl: I'm 21 and I've probabaly had more sex than you in your entire life.
Guy A: So what, you're a whore?
Guy A: That's not to say whores aren't bad, I like whores. Easier to get laid.
Guy B: Yeah dude, if you don't like whores, you're either gay or stupid.
Me: "LOL I'M A GUY, I HAVE SEX WITH LOTS OF RANDOM PARTNERS AND EAT AT HOOTERS TO OOGLE THE WOMEN! ME WANT FUCK! I'M GONNA DIE ALONE, FUCK A RELATIONSHIP!"
Guy B: Dude, either you're gay or a woman.
Me: Regardless of what I am it doesn't make what I said any less true.
Guy C: Oh you're deff a girl.
Guy A: Relationships are for fags lolol
(I afk'd a few times because my dogs were crying, one of them is blind and runs into things and the other wants to play with her cat and so they work each other up and I have to take them out for a while)
Guy B: If he [Me] AFKs one more time I'm going to go to his house and beat the shit out of him!
Me: Do it, you won't.
Me: In fact, maybe I'll go afk right now just so I can see your cute face.
Guy B: If you AFK I'll kick you from raid!
Me: Oh noes, kick this.
I leave raid.
Guy A: Why'd that guy leave he's a fuckin idiot.
Guy D: Yeah, why'd he even get saved.
Me: Left because I don't need loot or badges and I don't feel like raiding with complete jackasses. Toodles.
Guy C: YEAH GO FAGGOT!
Fuck if I know if any of that makes sense. I've been awake for about 30 hours now but it was just silly.
TLDR: How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
Ive got no where to run
The night goes on
As Im fading away
Edit: Am I bad person for laughing at the video for that song?
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That's why you always wear a seatbelt while playgames/doing paperwork/doing dishes/sleep