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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:17 pm  
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Size isn't a real concern. Like some others said, mainly about proportion.

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 Post subject: Re: @Breasts
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Necrachilles wrote:
http://www.slate.com/id/2266001/
It's all cool, but my question is, wouldn't you reach a point where you wouldn't need a bra? Or is this just a style thing that I'm missing.


It's probably a few things.
Hide nipples from popping through tops
Give them a better shape or try to make them look bigger, if they want
The whole sexuality/sexy thing.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:31 pm  
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I always assumed it was purely a comfort issue. But then again that seems rather odd considering how long women got by without them.
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I still think it's funny that a man's chest is fair game in TV shows and public but a woman's is not. I demand equal rights for men! Tits or no more barechested men!


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Necrachilles wrote:
I still think it's funny that a man's chest is fair game in TV shows and public but a woman's is not. I demand equal rights for men! Tits or no more barechested men!




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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:49 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
Mns wrote:
Usdk wrote:
I could get a giant off. just like I could get a pixie off.


the clit is more important.

How do you feel about gigantic clits?


never been with one.

my record getting a girl off was this asian girl, 24 seconds.


usd im going to call you out right here and now. There is no way in hell you had a stop watch going while you were trying to get an asian girl off.

Now I might not be some sort of big shot playboy like USD, but i have seen my fair share of asian vagina. And its not that I doubt your sexual prowess as a homosexual male. But i doubt your ability to navigate around a vagina full of rice and raw fish(see figure 1)


Figure 1:
http://www.aerisdies.com/img.php?d=5071&n=51#img <NSFW>

Be that as it may. It is completely unrelated to my call out that I am so savagely thus laying upon you right now.

Image <----Figure 2

Even with the pictured stop watch(a most bulbous of stop watches) I believe that you would be unable to both fend off the rampaging vaginazilla with one hand and manage to start up the stop watch with the other. I highly doubt that you possess the motor skills to do such a perilous task. Not to mention the bone structure to put up with the furious g-forces applied to your fingers/hand/wrist/wiener/anus(if she was doing the plowing).

Furthermore, you have failed to provide accurate milliseconds as to how far into the sexual encounter you got the asian girl off. I once clocked myself at 30 seconds into a pornographic video to get myself off. This is thanks to, in no small part, my muscular fingers and knowledge of my own dong. I submit to you this: you did not actually get her off in 24 seconds. It may have been quick, but it would be irregular for you to have a stopwatch in the bed/old folks home. In addition if you had a stop watch with you to keep track of the time you would have surely noted the time in milliseconds as well to further promote your masculinity and sexual prowess.

If you would like me to believe such a far-out story you should show me a picture of your face with your cute full facial beard holding a stop watch in one hand with a thumbs up in the other from the point of view of the girl with your mouth firmly attached to her vulva


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Ennkey wrote:
Usdk wrote:
Mns wrote:
Usdk wrote:
I could get a giant off. just like I could get a pixie off.


the clit is more important.

How do you feel about gigantic clits?


never been with one.

my record getting a girl off was this asian girl, 24 seconds.


usd im going to call you out right here and now. There is no way in hell you had a stop watch going while you were trying to get an asian girl off.

Now I might not be some sort of big shot playboy like USD, but i have seen my fair share of asian vagina. And its not that I doubt your sexual prowess as a homosexual male. But i doubt your ability to navigate around a vagina full of rice and raw fish(see figure 1)


Figure 1:
http://www.aerisdies.com/img.php?d=5071&n=51#img <NSFW>

Be that as it may. It is completely unrelated to my call out that I am so savagely thus laying upon you right now.

Image <----Figure 2

Even with the pictured stop watch(a most bulbous of stop watches) I believe that you would be unable to both fend off the rampaging vaginazilla with one hand and manage to start up the stop watch with the other. I highly doubt that you possess the motor skills to do such a perilous task. Not to mention the bone structure to put up with the furious g-forces applied to your fingers/hand/wrist/wiener/anus(if she was doing the plowing).

Furthermore, you have failed to provide accurate milliseconds as to how far into the sexual encounter you got the asian girl off. I once clocked myself at 30 seconds into a pornographic video to get myself off. This is thanks to, in no small part, my muscular fingers and knowledge of my own dong. I submit to you this: you did not actually get her off in 24 seconds. It may have been quick, but it would be irregular for you to have a stopwatch in the bed/old folks home. In addition if you had a stop watch with you to keep track of the time you would have surely noted the time in milliseconds as well to further promote your masculinity and sexual prowess.

If you would like me to believe such a far-out story you should show me a picture of your face with your cute full facial beard holding a stop watch in one hand with a thumbs up in the other from the point of view of the girl with your mouth firmly attached to her vulva

lol <3


facebumnuts - much face much bum much nuts
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:38 pm  
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Ennkey is my new hero.


I am THE man.
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I peed a little.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:12 pm  
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You've been served by the best


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:37 pm  
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probably one of your best posts in recent history.

not quite Navituhl and the NK of time though.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:39 pm  
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Ennkey wrote:
usd im going to call you out right here and now. There is no way in hell you had a stop watch going while you were trying to get an asian girl off.

Now I might not be some sort of big shot playboy like USD, but i have seen my fair share of asian vagina. And its not that I doubt your sexual prowess as a homosexual male. But i doubt your ability to navigate around a vagina full of rice and raw fish(see figure 1)


Figure 1:
http://www.aerisdies.com/img.php?d=5071&n=51#img <NSFW>

Be that as it may. It is completely unrelated to my call out that I am so savagely thus laying upon you right now.

http://img.meijer.com/assets/product_im ... _A_400.jpg <----Figure 2

Even with the pictured stop watch(a most bulbous of stop watches) I believe that you would be unable to both fend off the rampaging vaginazilla with one hand and manage to start up the stop watch with the other. I highly doubt that you possess the motor skills to do such a perilous task. Not to mention the bone structure to put up with the furious g-forces applied to your fingers/hand/wrist/wiener/anus(if she was doing the plowing).

Furthermore, you have failed to provide accurate milliseconds as to how far into the sexual encounter you got the asian girl off. I once clocked myself at 30 seconds into a pornographic video to get myself off. This is thanks to, in no small part, my muscular fingers and knowledge of my own dong. I submit to you this: you did not actually get her off in 24 seconds. It may have been quick, but it would be irregular for you to have a stopwatch in the bed/old folks home. In addition if you had a stop watch with you to keep track of the time you would have surely noted the time in milliseconds as well to further promote your masculinity and sexual prowess.

If you would like me to believe such a far-out story you should show me a picture of your face with your cute full facial beard holding a stop watch in one hand with a thumbs up in the other from the point of view of the girl with your mouth firmly attached to her vulva


While I appreciate your attempts to legitimize these boards as much as possible, I regret to inform you that there is a manual way to accurately track time down to the second. Perhaps you have forgotten about such a simple method in this age of cell phones and computers, but certainly you have utilized such approach to time keeping as a child.

I have requested further details from Battlemaster Usdk and I can confirm that his story does in fact check out. For your convenience, I have created a cartoon in order to accurately depict exactly what had happened the night where Battlemaster Usdk did indeed cause a girl to ejaculate in twenty four seconds, with one second precision.







http://imgur.com/aakAP.png (Caution: May contain stick pornography)
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:40 pm  
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that's not an asian.... tits are too big
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:11 pm  
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eyes are too round, otherwise hilarious.


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I feel like my lack of skills in paint made this sub-par.
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