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cziiki
 Post subject: Dear Chinese Roomate
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:42 am  
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I fully realize you enjoy fucking your girlfriend at 2:40AM but....I'm watching The Riches....and i can hear you fucking your girlfriend through 2 walls...or should i say constantly hearing her moan...

Stop it...wait till i leave the room to get soda....or go to class, stop fucking her while i'm watching Eddie Izzard.

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Usdk
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maybe you should ask him for pointers.


i mean hes chinese, he's gotta be a cunning linguist.

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cziiki
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Usdk wrote:
maybe you should ask him for pointers.


i mean hes chinese, he's gotta be a cunning linguist.


OHO HO

also she appears to be a moaner.....and a quite loud moaner at that.

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Lucinth
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Fuck someone else harder bro.

A man chooses, a slave obeys.
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cziiki
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I am not a sexual panther unfortunately and find peace in solitude

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Spacehunter
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Record them and play it at random times.

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Usdk
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make it your cell phone ringer.

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Monotheist
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Record them and mail the tape to her parents.
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Usdk wrote:
make it your cell phone ringer.

Even better!

My officeworkmate has an incredibly musical sneeze. I need to buy a phone which can record things and make that my ring tone.

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cziiki
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Monotheist wrote:
Spacehunter wrote:
Record them and mail the tape to her parents.


YARP GONNA MAIL IT TO CHINA!

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Usdk
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cziiki wrote:
Monotheist wrote:
Spacehunter wrote:
Record them and mail the tape to her parents.


YARP GONNA MAIL IT TO CHINA!


probably doesn't accept mail from the US!

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Mns
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If she's white (or better, black), if what I've heard from asians is right, dating outside of your race is unheard of. If his parents are first generation, you could get him into really deep shit.

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Weena
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I'd honestly pound on walls and tell her to shut the fuck up.

"Shut up bitch, I doubt it's THAT good."

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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cziiki
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Mns wrote:
If she's white (or better, black), if what I've heard from asians is right, dating outside of your race is unheard of. If his parents are first generation, you could get him into really deep shit.


She's chinese too, they're all chinese foreign exchange students...and their all fucking like.....asian rabbits or something...

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Weena
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cziiki wrote:
Mns wrote:
If she's white (or better, black), if what I've heard from asians is right, dating outside of your race is unheard of. If his parents are first generation, you could get him into really deep shit.


She's chinese too, they're all chinese foreign exchange students...and their all fucking like.....asian rabbits or something...


There's probably a reason there's 1+ billion Chinese people.

Bust in and throw holy water and call them heathen devils.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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