Bucket Guild | FUBU BH Forums

sry

I don't like BJs and I absolutely despise handjobs.

Related:

Which I'm fairly certain is safe for work but if it's not tell me then I'll NSFW tag it and/or a mod will.

it's harder to like handjobs because you can do it yourself and you've had (insert age subtract 11) years of practice so you're bound to be better at it than any girl.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

even bad bjs are fun to get.

unless its not good "enough" and you're not getting sex after for whatever reason.

Blue balls is the worst -- no man should have to experience such an atrocity.

bitches using teeth suck though, especially when the top and bottom scrape on their respective sides

that's why I pick up grannies

My ex used to try to get all fancy, she probably read some BJ tips in Cosmo or some shit. Eventually I had to tell her... that's all well and good, and really kudos on making the effort, but licking and whatever else you're trying to do isn't really as great as you would think, stick the damn in your mouth already and leave it there. That's where the action is.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

probably saw too much porno or something I'd say. Then again I've never read a cosmo so /shrug

It's youtube, but it's possibly nsfw.

Dvergar /
Quisling

Classic.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

If you meet a woman with a spastic jaw that randomly bites you, you won't want a bj ever again.