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Dear Sriracha,
So I've been going to bed way too late, so I decided to pull an all-nighter with the help of Dragon Age 2 to fix my rhythm and before I know it, 930am rolls around and I haven't eaten for 17 hours. I decide "hey, what the hell, I want to be cheap and not have to wait, I'm gonna go to McDonald's and try that Breakfast Chicken Sammich". I mean, my heart's been uppity lately, so it needed to be taken down a couple pegs. I get the sandwich and some iced tea and get home and take my first bite of said sammich. I was under the impression that there were pickles on the sandwich but, lo and behold, there were none (the kicker is, it still tasted like pickles). You don't expect McDonald's food to be good, but I wasn't expecting some sort of buttery pickle-biscuit with chicken.

So I started rummaging through my fridge to find something to fix this awful picklebiscuit taste in my mouth and there you were, looking oh-so-innocent from when I used you for my dinosaur chicken nuggets (yeah, dinosaurs) last night. Needless to say, you made my day. I've always been a fan of you, Sriracha. Hell, I think I would've been dead by now if it wasn't for your spicy goodness, long vanquished by dorm food and Cup Noodle with Pre-Flavored Chicken Sand. Today, however, you just outdid yourself. Under the stern but soft gaze of the Tuong Ot Sriracha Rooster, I was able to firmly enjoy my $3.50 investment into McDonald's Chicken-esque products complete with "Ambiguous Oval" Potato Shape and the "The Only Drink Without Aspartame of HFCS" Unsweetened Iced Tea.

This slurp from a 14oz medium (lol) McDonald's cup is for you, Sriracha. God Bless and Evade Death.

With Love,
"Mayonaise"

PS: If you ever go out of business, I'm probably going to kill myself.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

Get Plunge Sauce if Sriracha ever disappears. It's even fierier. That is a disgusting yet correct way of spelling "more fiery."

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Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Also, try garam masala with cup noodles next time. I'm sure you will be pleased.

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so, is this sauce good for taste and mouth feel? because i hate hot sauce, simply because i don't want a mouth of flames when enjoying food

i tried mega death sauce this one time, never again.

Or you could quit dousing your food with spiced cabbage piss and learn to fucking cook.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

I've read this over a couple times now and I still have no idea what this post is about.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

Talking about kimchee, maybe?

Jubber misidentifies the sauce, but I agree with his sentiment 100%. Eating trash soaked in cheap hot sauce is disgusting and totally unsatisfying. Just eat food that isn't crap.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

I enjoy dousing food in Chipotle Tabasco sauce....fucking love that smoky burning sensation.

Engi-nerd

Yeah, I was thinking of the wrong sauce, Mayo's talking about rooster sauce, which is mostly peppers, I'm thinking of a Korean sauce my buddy Mike gets that is similar, but made with peppers and cabbage. Still, Aestu got it right, eat something that isn't fucking garbage and you won't have to douse it in bullshit to make it edible.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Maybe if you can direct me to two hot sandwiches that I can get in under 10 minutes that's under $7 at 9am that isn't fast food, there would be a proper alternative (SPOILER: There's no jews in cinci, so a decent bagel is completely out of the question and I didn't feel like making it myself).

I'm eagerly awaiting your alternatives.

EDIT:

Since I now have a working kitchen (loldorms), I almost never get ramen. When I do, I usually pick up the stuff that's authentic which never needs a decent seasoning to begin with.

That being said, I'm fond of curry + green onion + scrambled egg with my shitty Ramen. I was only turned onto the heaven of garam masala a year or so ago.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

oh god Mayo is a bagel jew

In direct response to your query.



You could just keep cold kimchee or sauerkraut at home and heat it up when you are hungry. You could also make a simple dish like toad-in-the-hole. Hell, you could even just order Domino's online if you want grease in a box, or make oatmeal and throw whatever you like in it.

Other people in the Cincinnati area and beyond get by without eating garbage or having to douse it in hot sauce. But I'm sure you'll come up with a bunch of specious reasons about why it's too much to ask that you make extremely simple dishes, or why the many restaurant chains in Cincinnati aren't good enough for you.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Egg in a basket is fabulous. I recommend using a butter/olive oil mix to cook it. You can even make two with shredded cheese in-between, add a little onion and peppers of your choosing and you've got the good stuff.