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Reminds me of when people bombed that one woman's book on amazon after she said "I haven't played Mass Effect, but I'm sure I know what its about" or something like that. She then went on to call it a "rape simulator" among other things. Then her book was bombed with people saying "I haven't read this book, but I'm sure its about how to molest children." Or something like that.

all right so i was strolling the book store for some interesting material detailing the life of well groomed lady but then i caught this monstrosity in the corner of my eye. I was disgusted when i saw the use of sex selling a book titled "Bad Girls" but i try not to judge a book by its cover (something people should try to practice these days)so i decided to read a little and skim thru. After skimming thru the book i proceeded to vomit uncontrollably, one of the assistants came up to me help me from my distress and asked what was wrong. I proceeded to show him the book and he proceeded to vomit all over me and then i proceeded to vomit some more because i was vomited on and the bookstore attendant dropped the book in plain view which prompted my stomach to empty itself. After i was done vomiting the store manager came by to see if we needed medical assistance, the store assistant told the manager that this book was the cause of the problem and proceeded to show him the book, predicting wat was going to happen i tried to stop him from glimpsing at the book but alas i was too late, and the store manager proceeded to vomit on both me and his assistant and then the assistant and i proceeded to vomit again. With the book covered in vomit i was relieved that no one else would have to go through what i had to but upon discover that the book store had 5 more copies in their psychology section i rushed over there only to find 4 bodies covered in vomit and crying for help. As i proceeded to assist one of the men covered in vomit, i slipped on some vomit and landed on a copy of the book which prompted me to empty my bowels and as the others caught glimpse of this they proceeded to vomit in unison. At the end of the day i was so much covered in vomit and urine that we all made a pact to never reveal this incident until i found out that it was on sale on Amazon, so i broke the pact of silence and no i am sharing my terrible tragedy with amazon in hopes that u do not have to go through what i went through

Anything for a buck.

SPOILER: Bleach is for faggots.