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The first was the worst, because we were both virgins and had no idea what we were doing and it was super awkward and she bled everywhere. Least she wasn't stiff as a board, I imagine that makes it even worse. She'd figured out she had to do some of the moving, but we were both still really bad at it at the time. It didn't help that since it was the first time I was having sex, I couldn't stop thinking about how I really had to stay hard, which makes staying hard more difficult. It worked out okay eventually, but it was definitely not smooth sailing from the get-go. Man, compared to some of your stories, that's relatively tame and not so terrible.

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Pretty much this.


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It wasn't really a gamebreaker for me, but this girl I dated about a year ago had a scratching and biting fetish. My back was covered with red marks for the entire relationship and I still have two scars from when she went too far.

Haven't regretted it, though. That bitch was fucking crazy.

My first time happened with some girl I met and stayed the week with in a hotel. Basicly, I just laid there for like 30 minutes while she did all the work.

The only reason it was akward was cause I kept laughing during and she thought I was laughing at her D:

I had a finger stuck up my ass. Had Gonorrhea once. Oh man.


Edit: Not in that order precisely.

I guess it doesn't really apply in a thread like this but...

This amuses me because while I can see it being unwelcome, and I guess I can see a girl either being into doing it or just reading in a Cosmo that guys like this type of thing so she tries it without asking, it raises questions...

Was there a warning period, or did she just cram it in there in one fell stroke? Was it just the tip, or was she giving you a free medical exam? Were you clear for business back there or did she get halfway to a dirty sanchez?

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

Oh there was no warning at all. I kinda jumped when she did it. Just the tip though.

My worst was when i was having a threesome with these two chicks and one didnt want to share. They started arguing and fighting, and it turned into some big cat fight with scratching and all that shit. They fought for so long i had to just sit there and jerk myself off. Now that was just a little pathetic and annoying. Needless to say i never called those two girls again.

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And then you woke up?

yeah all in favor of believing quad had a threesome say AYE



Nay.

first time with a scorpio. also, the second time with a different scorpio, for science purposes.

every sign has a "key" part of their body. for scorpios, it's the genitals. each sign also has a common method of scrying. for scorpios, it's the dead.

those two nights rank pretty high in the weird category.

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... And you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

The key part to my body for sex is my genitals and I'm a Libra.





Jackie Treehorn: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
The Dude: On you maybe.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

I didn't say for sex. Yours would be kidneys and related bits and area.