Many thanks to you, good gentlemen, for your most gracious blessings and support.
You may be pleased to learn that I have since acquired the services of well over one-hundred-and-twenty servants, all of whom have been quite busy in enacting their devotion to my cause. Truth be told, I have been quite surprised to observe just how quickly they have achieved solidarity amongst each other and how easily, in turn, their feeble minds have been kept amused by the most menial of group-tasks. Consider, for example, the pictograph below (freely available via hypertext protocol), the contents of which ought to clearly demonstrate both their collective innocence and unwavering positivity:
On a note somewhat-related, I am equally pleased to announce that I've discovered a growing number of eager females among the general populace. Indeed the utility promised by their naivety—and, in consequence, their capacity to serve as harlots—is sure to yield great promise to our organization in the not-so-distant future—so much so, that I saw it most befitting to grant them special recognition within the League itself:
I must say, I am always met with laughter to a most chucklesome degree whenever a young woman chooses the route of self-deprecation in her continual stride for the attention of potential suitors.
-W.G.
