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Simone and Sara were Facebook buddies for a while, but Simone is Lebanese (and speaks French) and Sara is Filipino (and speaks Spanish), and they apparently got into a whimsical argument about which language is better. Simone called Sara "unsophisticated", and Sara called Simone a "provincial". The "debate" was initially meant to be humorous but apparently Tuhl started feeding Simone's inner Francophile and mutual hatred of Sara, and they started raging at each other about perceived lowborn status. Simone was drunk and she said something about Sara being a "toad faced mud person" and they took each other off Facebook and RealID and held a bitter grudge.
During a game of hide-and-seek in Stormwind, Rob/Aqlo/Whael joking said on vent that "a colored woman can never be too tall," and Sara, who is self-conscious about being vertically impaired, took this to corroborate her paranoid fear that Aqlo was cheating on her with Simone (who is monstrously tall). Rob escalated the disagreement about his preference as to the height and boob size of colored women by rambling on and on, finally saying "it's fine your boobs will never be as big as Simone's because you are smaller where it counts." Sara thought this referred to a certain part of her lower body and not the part Rob had meant and cried that he was calling her an ewhore.
The next day, Simone and Sara both came to a ToGC-25 GDKP I hosted. They both came on their prot paladins, so I healed it as ret and Whael healed it as prot (with characteristic stubbornness and rigidity, I gave him the gold to buy dualspec, and even after he bought the spec he "forgot" to fill it out or change specs before the pull). He sent me a tell promising to convince his butt buddies in Space People to take me back if I did him a favor and I agreed. He told me to salv Simone then BoP Sara and he would do the reverse. Gormok ran around killing people; we did this for five attempts. It took until the third attempt for Sara to realize who the other prot paladin was (because Simone was sick as always and didn't speak on vent). She then screamed "BITCH!" in the most...emphatic manner I've ever heard. The raid stuck around for another three attempts just because vent was so hilarious. They kept blaming each other and never actually figured out that it was Rob who was at fault for the BoPing and salvs. Rob for his part didn't answer my tells when I inquired about whether or not he'd talked to Rabid.
When Sara met up with Rob they made a sex video; Rob mentioned it to Simone and she wanted it so she could use it to mock, extort and harass Sara. Rob agreed to give her that video in exchange for a raid spot in Tasty Bev. Simone got Whael into Tasty Bev despite his terrible DPS that got him gkicked from Hero Squad (this is also why he was not allowed to spend DKP on a trinket given to the other shadow priest) by sending Myrrar a pic of her boobs. Rob again didn't hold up his end of the bargain and rerolled rogue in early Cata; he was told to level skinning by Tasty Bev. The fact this profession wasn't raid viable didn't matter to them, nor did Myrrar or Simone care he wouldn't get to raid because he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.
When Sara heard that the sex video had (or was to be) traded around like a commodity, she raged, quit the game, stopped talking to anyone and made a machisma of her paladin committing suicide. I can't find it atm tho =(
