Weena wrote:
Sir, as the owner of Pizza Place in Town A, why do you not deliver to Town B? You deliver to Town C.
Because Town B doesn't tip for shit, it's a bit of a haul, and we don't get many order from there anyway. So when we do get that one order, it interferes with deliveries elsewhere, especially Town C that's in the opposite direction.
Sir, that is unacceptable. In the interest of fairness to Town B, you are required to deliver there as they are in what we consider a deliverable distance to you. If that happens to interfere with your business, perhaps even to the point of dissolution, well that's too bad. Life's not fair, but that's no reason for you not to be.
WAY TO PUT REAL LIFE INTO THIS
ALL THOSE YEARS