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Jubbergun · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 4:06 pm

I may have a NC sauce hook-up. It's definitely is better than that over-molasses-thick sauce everyone puts on everything else, at least for pulled pork.

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Usdk · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 4:09 pm

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Jubbergun · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 4:41 pm

Winner

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Zaryi · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 5:23 pm

Pate de Canard > Pate de Campagne

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 6:29 pm

Zaryi wrote:

Pate de Canard > Pate de Campagne

This is true, but we were discussing pork products.

Weena · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 7:05 pm

Pork! It's the meat of kings.
It's made from pig, try it with onion rings.
Pork sure goes with everything.
Cause it's made from swine, and swine sure tastes fine.

Yewluze · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 12:12 am

Want some bacon?
No man, I don't eat pork.
Are you Jewish?
Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Why not?
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
I don't eat dog either.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Zaryi · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 1:49 am

What?

You are fucking nuts sir. Absolutely crazy.

And they're actually quite clean. Don't hate on them since they evolved without sweat glands.

Dvergar · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 6:28 am

Zaryi wrote:

What?

You are fucking nuts sir. Absolutely crazy.

And they're actually quite clean. Don't hate on them since they evolved without sweat glands.

Kids these days.

Mns · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 10:19 am

Pigs are pretty clean animals if you don't get the ones that are made so fat they can't move and aren't forced to live in their own shit in a 3 foot by 3 foot pen.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 10:25 am

Shit washes off, and the fat ones taste better.

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Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 10:27 am

Who cares if they're the dirtiest animal on earth or not!? It's not like any of us intends on licking the damn stomach of a living pig; we kill them (in probably a pretty brutal way), we cut them up into nice chunks/slices of deliciousness, cook then eat.

The damn thing could live in a swimming pool of shit and piss for all I care.

Mns · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 10:37 am

I sort of see where Yewluze is coming from on this, considering I completely abstain from most pig products (I don't eat ham, pepperoni, etc) mostly because I think they're gross.

Pork done right, however, is probably the best land animal on the planet.

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 10:48 am

"They're", as in the pig or the product?

Mns · **Posted:** Fri May 13, 2011 10:56 am

The products. I used to think pigs were disgusting and awful animals until I went to Germany where 95% of the food is pork.

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