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Sanfrancrisco, OH!

I GET IT!

I think.

YEAH I GET IT!

Let me try...

Just because it's corn oil, doesn't mean it's for the corn hole.

???

CA, actually



well done, unless you count cornholio=what you said=lothario

If Simone ever comes to visit, I'll at least splurge on some quality extra virgin olive oil.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

Naw, get sesame oil, it's got a nice nutty taste.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Nut oils do that better, just sayin'

Yes please.

Taste doesn't matter. You NEVER do ass to mouth (unless its in the heat of the moment).

As an aside, I don't think I could ever do anal unless I'm begged to. I've heard enough horror stories to not fuck up my 800 thread count cotton sheets.

EDIT: Eat some pineapple before (and get some white meat for dinner) and you never have to worry about taste.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

I've heard it described as feeling "grainy"



To me, that doesn't sound good. And I'm sure it would smell worse than crisco does when it's in your bed sheets.

Just like everything else when you are prepared and planning it's not an unpleasant experience. The people who have bad stories are the people who didn't know what they were doing or decided to try it spur of the moment.

It wasn't really a stand-out kind of thing for me, but I was involved with a woman who was quite a fan. Through many experiences we never had a problem.

Dvergar /
Quisling

I was really just looking to use the word "nut" in any way, shape, or form in a sentence attached to this subject, to be honest. Get it? NUTTY TASTE, lol, I crack me up.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Your request will be filled tomorrow. I'm currently laughing too hard at the failure of Proud & Arrogant King James.

His power feed was cut.

Simone:

I had said that I had misgivings about meeting you and getting involved with you. I decided to suspend those misgivings and give it a chance.
You have shown that you were unworthy of being given that chance. You were unworthy of trust. I should have listened to my gut and walked away.

You were given trust and intimacy and you took those things and used them to make yourself feel better about your own physical inadequacies. When I decided I didn't want to keep up the relationship, you took the trust and respect you were given and used them as a weapon.

You've shown yourself to be just another e-whore. You've completely justified the claims of those people in RM and DU who didn't want you to be part of the guild because they knew you were just that, an e-whore who gets by on pitting white knights against people misguided enough to give you the benefit of the doubt.

I repeatedly suggested you pursue relationships with those around you in real life. You said you didn't want to because you saw all the guys around you as trashy. But here you are on the internet where you can disassociate yourself from the role you're assuming - an ugly e-whore who gets losers to white knight for you.

Guys like Azelma or Usd or Mayo would never give you a second glance irl because you're not physically attractive. They would see you as just another fat black woman. You in turn wouldn't have anything to do with them, because they're either utterly pathetic (Azelma), trashy (Usd) or, in the case of Mayo, someone who uses general nastiness to cover up a vacuous personality.

So rather than be awkwardly ignored by guys like them...here you are on the internet...where you can maintain your bizarre fantasies about each other.

You've made the choice you will always be what you are. A fat, ugly bitch who e-whores to feel better about her pathetic existence.

And Usd/Azelma? You guys are losers. You sit here on the internet with your white knight bullcrap. If you met Simone or anyone like her in real life (and you have), you'd write her off as just another ugly piece of meat and keep walking. The only reason you even give a damn is that here you are on the internet and you can live your fantasy vision.

PS: I'm from Sacramento, not San Francisco.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

SPOILER ALERT: All of this started because someone made an internet pass at the person that you're entirely disgusted with and apparently don't give a single fuck about and you went on a bender like someone was trying to rape your mother in your childhood crib.


We already established you weren't from San Francisco.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

Edit:

So would you say that I'm DELICIOUSLY Trashy?