Wow France....Just Stop It

Kayllaira · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:06 pm

Completely lost o_O What details?

Tehra · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:55 pm

Kayllaira wrote:

Completely lost o_O What details?

This is where someone says "i'll explain it, but you have to pick up a bottle of corn oil on the way here."

Usdk · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:56 pm

wonderful thread.

Kayllaira · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:30 pm

Tehra wrote:

Kayllaira wrote:

Completely lost o_O What details?

This is where someone says "i'll explain it, but you have to pick up a bottle of corn oil on the way here."

Or a hooker. Though I have to say, I wouldn't have the slightest clue myself what website to go purchase one at.

Tehra · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:07 pm

Kayllaira wrote:

Tehra wrote:

Kayllaira wrote:

Completely lost o_O What details?

This is where someone says "i'll explain it, but you have to pick up a bottle of corn oil on the way here."

Or a hooker. Though I have to say, I wouldn't have the slightest clue myself what website to go purchase one at.

A tarp would be more useful than the hooker. Or a small inflatable pool. More bang for the buck.

Pretty sure all roads lead from google, anyway.

Kayllaira · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:30 pm

Bleh. The whole idea of corn oil still squicks me out. D:

Tehra · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:34 pm

Kayllaira wrote:

Bleh. The whole idea of corn oil still squicks me out. D:

pretty sure "squick" is more like the sound of going at it in corn oil, but ok.

anyone want to confirm or deny?

bueller?

Usdk · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:37 pm

And the moral of the story is?

Tehra · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:44 pm

Usdk wrote:

And the moral of the story is?

Wheel of Morality turn turn turn, tell us the lesson we should learn!

Moral #2: If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:57 pm

I love the Wheel of Morality, but we'd have to spin the wheel quite a few times before we'd catch all the morals inherent in this story.

Your Pal,
Jubber

dek · **Posted:** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:42 pm

- they make lubricated condoms for a reason, and they sell them everywhere
- also lotion works in a pinch
- jubber, you might use some type of lube when you're looking for a quickie but otherwise I agree you shouldn't need it for the vag
- on the flip side of that coin, I hope she put forth a little extra effort if he wasn't there, suck that thing like an extra thick mcdonalds milkshake
- it's not physically impossible to fuck a fat girl, god knows I've done it before
- did I really read "I swear it was so good the whore forgot to take the money"?
- jesus buttfucking christ (using some nut based oil)

Inc gay shit about tapatalk probably

dek · **Posted:** Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:47 pm

Or was it usd that asked about using lube not for anal? Idk you know who you are and I'm not looking for it

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:12 pm

it was me. never occurred to me that lube would be remotely necessary for not-anal.

Battletard · **Posted:** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:21 pm

I'm so good the hooker paid me, but I politely declined like a gentleman.

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:39 pm

Battletard wrote:

I'm so good the hooker paid me, but I politely declined like a gentleman.

That was nice of you, but it would have been nicer to offer to set up a trust fund for her with the money so she could go to college to learn more than simply how to suck a golfball through a garden hose.

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