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Shouldn't the M be on her stomach then?

Racists!

This.

Azelma, explain yourself!

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Don't throw logic at bad jokes. If it isn't 69ing then I cannot imagine anything else.

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I've heard it....

Spinach is a lot like anal sex; if you're forced to have it as a child you won't appreciate it as an adult.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

Wow note to self: Never try to tell a silly (bad) sports-related joke to FUBUers....they will over ANALyze it.

A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.

The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for
something a bit heavier".

The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.

One day a man was driving on the highway and he saw a black hitchhiker. He swerved over and hit him. A few miles down the road, he saw another. He swerved over and hit him too. A few more miles and he saw a priest hitchhiking. He figured that he better give him a ride so he wont go to hell. As he is driving with the priest, he sees another black person on the side of the road. He doesn't want to hit him with the priest in the car. He figures that if he pretnds to fall asleep, he can swerve over and get him. He closes his eyes and starts drifting over. He hears a TINK, CLUNK. He wakes up and asks the priest,"What was that?" The priest says,"you almost missed that ******, so I opened my door and got him."

God gives a small black boy a pair of wings. "Lord am i an angel?" asks the black boy. God looks down at the black boy and says, "No you're a bat"

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


you still haven't explained the other joke though

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[✔] [item]Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros[/item] (Two)
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Meowth did after you posted.

What's the difference between a white guy and a saltine.

The saltine is the only cracker with good taste.

or

Between crackers, women far prefer the saltine inside them.

Is this joke implying that white men have bad taste or are somehow bad in bed?

Racist.

I'm not racist.

I do not look down on niggers, wops, kikes or greasers.

To me you are all equally worthless!

Q -- What does a tornado and a black person have in common?
A -- It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Q -- What's the difference between a black man and a pike of dog shit?
A -- One turns white and stops stinking when it get's old.