The Official "I just had Sex" Thread

Kayllaira · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:44 am

Dvergar wrote:

Cramping that can occur both pre- and during menstruation can be alleviated with sexual activity. Some unlucky women experience rather severe cramps, and sex is a natural way to get some relief. As long as you're not a moron about it there is little mess.

ie: Shower sex.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:01 am

I honestly have never had an issue with sex during menstruation.

You might want to take that with a grain of salt, though. I dated my last g/f for about eight years, and she didn't menstruate because she'd had a hysterectomy.

So I guess my advice is to get your g/f a hysterectomy. That solves all the problems.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Battletard · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:10 pm

Kayllaira wrote:

Dvergar wrote:

Cramping that can occur both pre- and during menstruation can be alleviated with sexual activity. Some unlucky women experience rather severe cramps, and sex is a natural way to get some relief. As long as you're not a moron about it there is little mess.

ie: Shower sex.

Shower Sex FTW

My girlfriend will not engage in such activities with me

She has a really small shower.

Usdk · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:22 pm

i have a scar from shower sex.

thats not a prison joke. I slipped and fell and caught my elbow on the bottom part of where the door slides.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:53 pm

Took a shower with my girlfriend.

Didn't have sex.

Gave her a foot rub after.

Fantastique · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:31 am

Battletard wrote:

Shower Sex FTW

My girlfriend will not engage in such activities with me

I has a really small penor.

Battletard · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:42 am

Fanta, keep talkin shit we might need to have a 'Dick-Off'

I nominate.......hmm. Who could be the judge? Jubbergun or Eturnal imo.

Fantastique · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:09 am

you know that vid you linked in another thread? the one about size? I'm not gonna be an asshole, I'll give you credit enough to be analogous to Pistol Star.

But I?

I am VY CANIS MAJORIS BITCH

<3

Meowth · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:21 am

Let us witness some stubble

Battletard · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:46 pm

Meowth wrote:

Let us witness some stubble

I shaved my Nips and some stomach hair so I look all sexified swagged out now ;]

Left enough that my manliness doesn't come into question though.

Weena · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:24 pm

Quote:

I shaved my Nips and some stomach hair so I look like a bitch.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:34 pm

Weena wrote:

Quote:

I shaved my Nips and some stomach hair so I look like a bitch.

Damn.

Weena · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:42 pm

Tehra · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:39 pm

Battletard wrote:

Meowth wrote:

Let us witness some stubble

I shaved my Nips and some stomach hair so I look all sexified swagged out now ;]

Left enough that my manliness doesn't come into question though.

Battletard wrote:

Quittermike wrote:

LETS POST SOME COCK PICKS UP IN HERE

Let's see how many hand bras we can get up in this bitch.

Usdk wrote:

Man cleavage

Weena wrote:

Take a seat.

Tehra wrote:

oh fuck it.

razors only belong near your chest if you're in the hospital and they need to hook you up to things.

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:34 pm

Tehra wrote:

razors only belong near your chest if you're in the hospital and they need to hook you up to things.

False. You're forgetting about the "swimmer" out-clause.

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