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Joklem
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:55 pm  
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razors only belong near your chest if you're in the hospital and they need to hook you up to things.


true

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Tehra
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:02 am  
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Azelma wrote:
Tehra wrote:
razors only belong near your chest if you're in the hospital and they need to hook you up to things.


False. You're forgetting about the "swimmer" out-clause.


Ah, yeah. Apologies. I get good reactions when I exit water with body hair, fluid dynamics be damned.

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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:58 am  
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the only people that HAVE to shave their chest is italian women.

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Mns
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:12 am  
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I remember I had a pretty bad asthma attack a couple months back. I went to the hospital and the nurse told me to take off my shirt so she could place those sticky things on my gut so she could measure my breathing. I remember taking my shirt off and she simply said something like "Oh boy".

The sticky things hurt.

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Weena
 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:08 pm  
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I remember taking my shirt off and she simply said something like "Oh boy".


Should have said "I think you mean 'oh man'."

Then flexed your hairy pecs a couple times.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Necrachilles
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:40 pm  
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Weena wrote:
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I remember taking my shirt off and she simply said something like "Oh boy".


Should have said "I think you mean 'oh man'."

Then flexed your hairy pecs a couple times.

lol'd

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Jubbergun
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:49 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
the only people that HAVE to shave their chest are Armenian women.


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Battletard
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:43 am  
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Friday night, hoooooo!

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Usdk
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:54 am  
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+1

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Battletard
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Usdk wrote:
+1


hi5 o/

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Dvergar
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:01 pm  
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Battletard wrote:
Usdk wrote:
+1


hi5 o/


It doesn't count if you're fucking each other.

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Weena
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"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Usdk
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:03 am  
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yes it does

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Battletard
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lmfao, i love all of you (yes homo)

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Zaryi
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:41 am  
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Spanking, yay!

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