Just got off probation, better drink my

Battletard · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:16 am

friend's alcohol!

Someone's getting fucked up this weekend

ogdogodgdogodogod

That shit sucked so much dick.

Spure · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:25 am

Battletard · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:50 pm

Nah, something equally retarded but doesn't involve endangering others or myself.

Destruction of Property over $500.

I've learned my lesson, trust the shit out of me on that one. I do not ever want to do that shit over again.

Weena · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:01 pm

Did you bring an expert opinion to court to say "That piece of shit is wrecked! There's no way it's worth even close to $500!"?

Battletard · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:14 pm

No. I entered 'nolo contendere' which is basically admitting I'm fucked without admitting guilt. DA offered Probation before Judgment, which is pretty excellent since I won't have a guilty charge on my record.

All in all, I'm glad the shit's over with.

mazeltov · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:28 pm

What did you destroy story time.

quadtard · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:36 pm

He knocked out his dad and then took a ball of lead, with his bare fists he molded a helmet to his dads head and then attached an axehead to it. With one hand he then took his had and hit him against his dads care repatedly.

Then he drank a molotov cocktail.

Meowth · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:30 pm

Weena wrote:

Did you bring an expert opinion to court to say "That piece of shit is wrecked! There's no way it's worth even close to $500!"?

A for effort

Weena · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:25 am

Meowth wrote:

Weena wrote:

Did you bring an expert opinion to court to say "That piece of shit is wrecked! There's no way it's worth even close to $500!"?

A for effort

Obviously a biased grade. Let's refrain from letting them know I'm sleeping with the teacher.

I mean 'making them think'! Let's refrain from making them think!

Also, if you're friends alcohol sucks... why are you friends? Unless they're hot.

Well, no, not even. Because if they have good taste in alcohol, then you can just enjoy drink until they are hot, in which case you have the best of both worlds.

Battletard · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:22 am

Weena wrote:

Meowth wrote:

Weena wrote:

Did you bring an expert opinion to court to say "That piece of shit is wrecked! There's no way it's worth even close to $500!"?

A for effort

Obviously a biased grade. Let's refrain from letting them know I'm sleeping with the teacher.

I mean 'making them think'! Let's refrain from making them think!

Also, if you're friends alcohol sucks... why are you friends? Unless they're hot.

Well, no, not even. Because if they have good taste in alcohol, then you can just enjoy drink until they are hot, in which case you have the best of both worlds.

Never said my friends alcohol sucked? However, it will be cheap yet plentiful beer and maybe some vodka or Jaeger for us this weekend.

Weena · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:13 pm

Quote:

That shit sucked so much dick.

Battletard · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:36 pm

It's true. My probation officer who looks like Malibu Barbie has a bigger penis than I do.

Azelma · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:43 pm

mazeltov wrote:

What did you destroy story time.

Battletard · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:39 pm

I don't wanna brag about the stupid shit I've done, but I know someone will bring up the creation of this thread as evidence of said bragging. I disagree with that notion. I'm merely happy to be off probation, I'd like to leave it at that.

Azelma · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:47 pm

Fair enough.

I broke a window one time...it wasn't on purpose though. I was drunk and throwing huge chunks of snow around at signs and things. I aimed at a window...prepared to pwn it, then SMASH, went right through. I ran away very fast.

I felt bad the next day.

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