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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:13 am  
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I'll still give you the points. You're not really paying the whore to sleep with you. It's not so hard as some people would make it out to be to find a woman to sleep with you. What you're really paying the whore for is leaving when you're done and not bothering you afterwards.

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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:15 am  
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Jubbergun wrote:
I'll still give you the points. You're not really paying the whore to sleep with you. It's not so hard as some people would make it out to be to find a woman to sleep with you. What you're really paying the whore for is leaving when you're done and not bothering you afterwards


Gratified you realize that. It's less the bother-after and more the back-and-forth before. I cbf kissing up to bitches.


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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:39 am  
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I cbf kissing up to bitches


Best way I've heard it put.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:51 am  
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So I just took a bath.

It was an....interesting experience.

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I'd still been having some tension in my urethra, and my genitals had lost a great deal of their pliancy. This meant that not only did I have shrinkage most of the time, erections were slower to recede, even after climax.

Taking the bath, it felt as though my genitals became light as air. It was bizarre to watch - small bubbles formed - and feel the skin rapidly osmose water. It wasn't painful at all...it felt kind of good, very odd. Sat in the bath for about ten minutes - I have serious patience issues. The discomfort is now gone.


Everyone should try it at least once in their life. It's unlike any other sensation.

I just read the Wikipedia article on dehydration. Actually, I had noticed very significant vision loss the past few weeks (enough so that seeing things ten feet away was difficult); I had initially attributed this to retina burn. So I suppose I actually came fairly close to terminal dehydration. Good to know, whether I am one day forced to endure it, or whether I wish to finally end my own life in a manner more classy than jumping into traffic or gripping the third rail.


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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:11 am  
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There's no classy way to kill yourself.


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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:53 am  
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Jubbergun wrote:
I'll still give you the points. You're not really paying the whore to sleep with you. It's not so hard as some people would make it out to be to find a woman to sleep with you. What you're really paying the whore for is leaving when you're done and not bothering you afterwards.

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Uh, save the grats, it was a whore.

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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:25 am  
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if there was a classy way to kill yourself, it sure as shit wouldn't be a slow way.

rippy the razor says...


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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:36 am  
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I don't know about classy...
But if you were the manliest of men you'd rip your own heart out still beating.

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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:35 pm  
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Does this count? (NSFW)

I actually was thinking...going into rental could be big business. Take the droid, add some business parts, charge $100 a hit.

Seriously, if I get the dough to start a business, I think there's real potential there. A nationwide chain with an outlet in every city.


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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:08 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
I actually was thinking...going into rental could be big business. Take the droid, add some business parts, charge $100 a hit.


Wow, shades of Surrogates. I'm going to take a nap before the future gets here and I have to start explaining even more shit to people that should be simple and obvious as if it's actually really complicated and magical.

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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:16 pm  
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Jubbergun wrote:
Wow, shades of Surrogates. I'm going to take a nap before the future gets here and I have to start explaining even more shit to people that should be simple and obvious as if it's actually really complicated and magical.


I am not THE most pathetic or desperate person on the planet.

I could see Azelma dropping $100 on a bad day, and he's not either.


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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:06 am  
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i would vote for azelma over you.


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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:47 am  
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Is that gory NSFW or titty NSFW?


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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
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Zaryi wrote:
Is that gory NSFW or titty NSFW?


Artificial pig fucking NSFW


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: Re: Because I Am Very Bored
PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:30 pm  
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Weena wrote:
Zaryi wrote:
Is that gory NSFW or titty NSFW?


Artificial pig fucking NSFW


So is that a little from column a and a little from column b?


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