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 Post subject: You are President of the United States:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:09 am  
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You are the President, an immeasurably huge crisis is looming.

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If you are a TLDRetard, scroll to the bottom, this is all back story. PS: If it doesn't all add up 100% or some minor details are off, blow me. <3


An asteroid has struck the Earth with such force that it's orbit and axis have both shifted immensely. Destruction is imminent, and the heat and radiation levels are rising slowly but steadily and dramatically.

Unbeknownst to the public, the US military acting in accordance with NASA has already established the 'Lifeboat Initiative' in reference to a disaster on the scale of a 'Titanic Crisis'. They did not immediately anticipate this event, but money was earmarked for the 'Lifeboat Initiative' as a precautionary measure to ensure human survival in the face of a global disaster. 300 Transports were built, of these 50 were designated for use by the most rugged and elite soldiers of our military, 100 were allotted to able bodied men who had actively enlisted in the Selective Service and were legal citizens of the United States were selected by lottery, to be accompanied by their immediate families of not more than 5 persons total. Eligible men with more than 5 immediate family members were excluded from the lottery. Citizens 46 years of age and older were also excluded.

A separate lottery of 150 transports was held for females who had a clean slate of health, the ability to reproduce, and epic sandwich making skills. The lottery for the females was slightly disproportionately larger than that of the lottery of males, for obvious reasons.
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Ya'll get to be da hoez, grats.


A destination had been established by Hubble Space Telescope engineers working in conjunction with NASA scientists which is attainable with current technology (in an unnamed year) within 6 years time. Transports have been stored deep in the pacific ocean, and are vast in size and technological capacity. Supplies will be of minimal concern.

Your last hope is a distant moon of a far off planet, designated Genesis IV. It shares similar features to Earth, and in place of an Ocean it has a massive river which circles horizontally across the entirety of it's surface, meeting in what is believed to be a melted polar ice cap. Several tributaries branch off at various locations. It is extremely probable to have existing animal life, of which the inhabitants are unknown. Vegetation is confirmed to be abundant near the large global encompassing river, but falters out as desert, and then wastelands, and then bare rock faces and huge sweeping cliffs form, with unfathomably deep chasms forming off the sides. Officials have determined this is the best candidate in terms of attainability and ability to sustain life.

You have one last transport ready to take off at your approval..in 3 days, Earth will no longer exist as a thriving world ripe with life and happiness..it will be a barren world, devoid of human life...with animal life and vegetation slowly dying out as well.

Your family, friends, close acquaintances and staffers all have guaranteed safe passage, they've already left on an earlier transport. You have remained behind to guide military personnel who are fighting to maintain order

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niggaz lootin tvz n shit, lulz


and 'go down with' the proverbial ship. You salute your unwavering ranks of the finest soldiers, and sign off from the radio address you've made.

Now, you have five important decisions to make. You are going to choose five people of any age, race, gender or nationality to accompany your convoy to Genesis IV. You can pick any five you wish, keeping in mind the objective is to ensure history is preserved, technology is preserved, wisdom and intellectual capacity is retained, military prowess, etc.

Who are the five people you would choose, assuming you have no prior history with them, no personal interactions, etc, everyone who is important to you on a personal level is already en route.

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5.

PS: I am going to bitch slap anyone who lists all porn stars.

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But if anyone needs any suggestions anyway: Avena Lee, Tori Black, Tia Tanaka, Alexis Texas are all solid. This list is not intended to be 100% conclusive.


TLDR

Earth is ending, you get to pick 5 people you've never met, talked to, or had any interaction with to be safe and have their transport secured.


IDGAF Clause: IDGAF if anything doesn't make sense, or if you want more details, etc. It is irrelevant how much fucking space the Transports have, or whether they have peanuts or pretzels. Gtfo.

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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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IDGAF, good luck.

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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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Battletard wrote:
Who are the five people you would choose, assuming you have no prior history with them, no personal interactions, etc, everyone who is important to you on a personal level is already en route.

I'm going to hard-mode this bitch. All the other transports exploded and only my pod survived... it has my family and friends on board, and the following five individuals:

1. SurvivorMan - A rugged outdoors kinda guy who has survived by himself in nearly every hostile condition on earth. Will be invaluable for hunting and survival on the new planet.
2. A Black Farmer - Someone who understands how to grow renewable sources of food. They would be more capable at understanding the needs and how to adapt to the new planets surroundings. Plus, this shit is in his blood lolol.
3. A German Mechanical Engineer - Would be responsible for helping build tools, weapons and vehicles (like boats) so we can get around easier.
4. A Mexican Carpenter - Would be responsible for directing how to build shelter because we're crash landing on the planet and our spaceship is probably going to be destroyed.
5. IBM's Watson - History preserved???????????????
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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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Warren Buffet
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Bill Gates
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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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Christina Hendricks
Kate Beckinsale
that woman who played Jill Valentine in the movies
Anne Hathaway
Natalie Portman.

Also, as president, they're all mine. EXECUTIVE DECISION.


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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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Usdk wrote:
Christina Hendricks
Kate Beckinsale
that woman who played Jill Valentine in the movies
Anne Hathaway
Natalie Portman.

Also, as president, they're all mine. EXECUTIVE DECISION.

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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.
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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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Necrachilles wrote:
1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
5. and Dylan


I heard he spits hot fire!
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Necrachilles wrote:
1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
5. and Dylan


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Zaryi wrote:
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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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Eturnalshift wrote:
1. SurvivorMan - A rugged outdoors kinda guy who has survived by himself in nearly every hostile condition on earth. Will be invaluable for hunting and survival on the new planet.
2. A Black Farmer - Someone who understands how to grow renewable sources of food. They would be more capable at understanding the needs and how to adapt to the new planets surroundings. Plus, this shit is in his blood lolol.
3. A German Mechanical Engineer - Would be responsible for helping build tools, weapons and vehicles (like boats) so we can get around easier.
4. A Mexican Carpenter - Would be responsible for directing how to build shelter because we're crash landing on the planet and our spaceship is probably going to be destroyed.
5. IBM's Watson - History preserved???????????????

Came here to post something pretty similar to this, though an agricultural scientist would be a bit more well-read than a black farmer. I mean, terrestrial farming is only in his blood because he's likely so used to the traditions his family taught him to follow. He probably knows exactly what to do with his own land but little about, say, moon farming. But an agricultural scientist would be able to map out what we should be farming, in specific amounts, and could organize individual farmers from there.


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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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 Post subject: Re: You are President of the United States:
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quadtard wrote:
Battletard
USD
Tuhl
Weena
And krizen because wed need someoen to beat up on.




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