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 Post subject: Excessive Fapping?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:15 pm  
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http://themodernsavage.com/2009/02/04/e ... ing-women/

The poster's theory is essentially...fapping all the time will have a negative effect on your ability to attract women for the simple reason that:

You're giving your body a "false reward" by looking at pr0n and fapping so much...therefore you are less motivated to go out and talk to girls etc.

He also proposes that there's a 7 day cycle of testosterone, and that your levels peak on the 7th day. Meaning, the more unreleased semen filling your reserves...the more you'll focus on sex and getting laid.


I think this theory might have some real weight to it. I know that one of my issues when I go out is not the ability to go up to girls and talk to them...I can do that, and can have a great conversation. However, I'm never motivated to "seal the deal" quite frankly, I often feel like it's a waste of time.



In conclusion, I have thought about this and have decided that I need to curtail my fapping. No Fap August has always been an impossible task, but I think going to a once a week FAP routine might help me. I will wait until the 7th day, when I'm at "peak" levels, and then blow my load. The rest of the time...no pr0n, no fapping, no problem.


TL,DR: Azelma realizes he faps too much, makes an effort to control himself.


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 Post subject: Re: Azelma's Fapping Adjustments
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:18 pm  
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Do yourself (and the rest of us) a favor and just delete this thread.
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 Post subject: Re: Azelma's Fapping Adjustments
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:19 pm  
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Too much sharing?


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 Post subject: Re: Azelma's Fapping Adjustments
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:20 pm  
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Probably. Your call...
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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:23 pm  
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Meh, if we can't be honest about our flaws, how can we ever improve? Plus, I've long since passed the point of caring if you guys make fun of me :)

Really I want to know if anyone else thinks that blogger's theory has weight.


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:52 pm  
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Your body will evacuate semen for you if you don't, soooooo


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:53 pm  
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With the way women are these days, they're more than capable of sealing the deal for you.


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:03 pm  
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If you're jerking it so much you're not going out to meet chicks, then yeah it's too much.

If you're meeting chicks but can't get anywhere, it's not the masturbation.

Also, don't listen to anyone's theories when said theories come from sitcoms.


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
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We actually had a thread about this somewhere, perhaps Tehra can locate it.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that your hormones and shit are at their peak at 7 days but then slowly decline again after. aka women will be more attracted to you on a chemical(?) level as each day passes, maxing out on the 7th. So prob better to fap once a week or so if anything if that's what you're really going for.


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Really just hope you continue to rely on fapping. Lessens the chances of there being little baby azelmas running around. World has enough retards please don't procreate.


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:25 pm  
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Necrachilles wrote:
Anyways, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that your hormones and shit are at their peak at 7 days but then slowly decline again after. aka women will be more attracted to you on a chemical(?) level as each day passes, maxing out on the 7th. So prob better to fap once a week or so if anything if that's what you're really going for.


This is what I'm thinking.

mazeltov wrote:
Really just hope you continue to rely on fapping. Lessens the chances of there being little baby azelmas running around. World has enough retards please don't procreate.


Just for that mazeltov, I'm going to start donating to sperm banks. Who knows, I could end up making a LOT of kids:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/06/healt ... updateema2

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Today there are 150 children, all conceived with sperm from one donor, in this group of half siblings, and more are on the way. “It’s wild when we see them all together — they all look alike,” said Ms. Daily, 48, a social worker in the Washington area who sometimes vacations with other families in her son’s group.


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
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I have thought about this and decided I need to fap more.

Simone, that's really only true for teenagers; wet dreams are uncommon into adulthood even when relief has not otherwise taken place. For males in their prime, production will often exceed attrition to sperm cell expiration. The threshold at which equilibrium is reached is often high enough that keeping that much inventory on hand is not only psychologically uncomfortable but physically painful due to limited available space. It's no different than forgetting to milk a cow.


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
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dammit wet dreams used to be annoying.


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
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I've never had a wet dream. True story. Guess I never had enough backup to necessitate a nocturnal release.

Aestu wrote:
I have thought about this and decided I need to fap more.


Are you mocking or being serious? If you're being serious, how did you arrive at that conclusion?


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 Post subject: Re: Excessive Fapping?
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Aestu wrote:
I have thought about this and decided I need to fap more.

Simone, that's really only true for teenagers; wet dreams are uncommon into adulthood even when relief has not otherwise taken place. For males in their prime, production will often exceed attrition to sperm cell expiration. The threshold at which equilibrium is reached is often high enough that keeping that much inventory on hand is not only psychologically uncomfortable but physically painful due to limited available space. It's no different than forgetting to milk a cow.

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