Mass Effect help

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:10 pm

I'm on my third (and final) attempt to enjoy Mass Effect. Too lazy to google.

My Shepard is a full Biotic (Level 11) and he can't do anything with electronics. This is a problem because when I make it to the bottom of a mine or if I find some wreckage on a planet the game says, "HURP ELECTRONICS NOT HIGH ENOUGH". Is there any way I can use a party member (like that bitch with the mask) to unlock it for me?

Also, is there any way I can teach my guy to use something other than Pistols? I saw it said he used pistols... I didn't realize he was going to be absolutely worthless with other weapons.

Zaryi · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:55 pm

Honest answer: biotics suck in 1, reroll infiltrator or vanguard (if you really want some biotics).

Also - no dissing Tali!

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:12 pm

Everyone who banged Tali in 2 is an incestuous pedophile.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:10 am

Everyone who didn't is gay. It's lose-lose, might as well pick the one where you get your dick wet.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Grimmgor · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:22 am

i'm not even sure why i feel obligated to play 3 when it comes out. these games are so mediocre it hurts to know how many hours i dumped into it instead of a better game.

i guess it's one of those "i started, might as well finish"

that being said, femshep master race. male shep's voice is as bad as some WoW voice acting.

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:29 am

I figured I'd try to bang the pink power ranger instead of the space Muslim. Do I get it in my being nice to Ashley or is there some side mission I need to complete first?

Usdk · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:47 am

i like the mass effect games. They're shaky, but enjoyable.

Azelma · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:39 am

I banged the Asari in 1, because they have an awesome body and can use crazy mind shit to give you amazing orgasms.

I banged Jack in 2 because that tattooed bald bitch is insane and had to be a demon in the sack.

Danzor · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:50 pm

Azelma wrote:

I banged Jack in 2 because that tattooed bald bitch is insane and had to be a demon in the sack.

Yeah that might've been fun until she rips your dick off with her biotic vagina.

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:04 am

So, people can travel across the universe and stupidly fast speeds but elevators take forever every damn time. That's pretty dumb. Also, because I made my Shepard look like a durp he has droopy eyes so whenever he blinks his top eyelid pops out his cheeks. Kinda makes me giggle during serious conversations.

Aestu · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:00 am

I tried playing Mass Effect but the environmental contrast was too poor, the UI too over-engineered, and the inability to free move the camera was frustrating.

Dvergar · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:02 am

Danzor wrote:

Yeah that might've been fun until she rips your dick off with her biotic vagina.

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:11 am

Eturnalshift wrote:

So, people can travel across the universe and stupidly fast speeds but elevators take forever every damn time. That's pretty dumb.

Hey they gotta put the load screens somewhere!

Weena · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:08 am

Bending time and space is a little excessive to travel 50 feet, isn't it?

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:10 pm

If I can travel between systems in a couple seconds then I better be able to ride a damn elevator in less time. I don't care if it involves bending space... i'm sick of watching elevator sequences.

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