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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:36 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
Dvergar and Aestu agree completely on a health issue. BRB checking color of sky.


I don't believe they are intentionally ignoring aids for that sake, I just think there is very little money in it and so they are pursuing medicines that do nothing to advance humanity but do bring in the cash.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:55 pm  
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considering how preventable STD's are, i wouldn't have them high on my list of things to cure either, honestly.

cancer first imo.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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breast cancer first imo.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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prostate cancer first imo.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:34 pm  
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yeah prostate. women have two tits, we have one prostate.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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So Wenna wants to cure breast cancer because he likes feeling breasts... and Aestu and USD want to cure prostate cancer because they enjoy massaging prostates. /shrug
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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:51 am  
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So after five days without food or water, I experienced severe discomfort in my prostate and difficulty urinating. My parents do a lot of things very very badly, but one thing my father does very well is medicine.

My father takes the same tack on medicine/science that I do, something I learned from both him and his father, which is emphasizing an understanding of the underlying mechanics and adopting unorthodox, improvised approaches based on controlling those mechanics, rather than reflexively going for stock approaches such as medicine or stereotyped regimens.

So when I told him about my problem, his answer was to go drink two bottles of cranberry juice and lemon-lime gatorade. He said the cranberry juice had an agent in it that acidifies urine, clearing the system and wiping out opportunistic infections that crop up when the system stagnates, and that gatorade had a high concentration of electrolytes, restoring hydration. I did this, and felt better within two days.

But having felt prostate discomfort for myself, I heed the call to help all men, everywhere, who suffer prostate discomfort, whether because they stuck their manhood in too many or too few women, or because they're too old to stick it in a woman.

Meanwhile, in the absence of women to stick mine in, I'm thinking of going without food or water again, maybe for a week this time.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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So when I told him about my problem


Now, I know you're the most educated, logical person in the hemisphere and you're just kinda waiting around for the world to finish that throne we're all building you, but I think I may have found an answer for your problem.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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so the men in your family are kinda hipsters when it comes to science.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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Not exactly.

Hipsters don't think.
Stiffs let other people do their thinking for them.
We simply do our own thinking.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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so do they not drink water or eat food either?


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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Don't we wish.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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Weena wrote:
Don't we wish.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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Does your experiment have anything to do with Dr. Henry Tanner?

I actually thought the human body couldn't make it past day 3 without water. That guy's story says otherwise.


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 Post subject: Re: huge step in aids cure?
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Pohbear just told me he was glad to read this thread so he can finally cure his AIDs


http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/887 ... all/page57
greatest thread in the history of the interwebs.
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