Mass Effect help

Lucinth · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:32 pm

Gotta place a loading screen somewhere.

I just noticed Azelma's post. Good job!

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Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:34 pm

Déjà vu!

Azelma wrote:

Eturnalshift wrote:

So, people can travel across the universe and stupidly fast speeds but elevators take forever every damn time. That's pretty dumb.

Hey they gotta put the load screens somewhere!

Eturnalshift wrote:

If I can travel between systems in a couple seconds then I better be able to ride a damn elevator in less time. I don't care if it involves bending space... i'm sick of watching elevator sequences.

Lucinth wrote:

Gotta place a loading screen somewhere.

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Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:47 pm

I have ME installed to my HD and most loading screens are very, very short. Way shorter than any I encountered before installing to my HD. I don't think the elevators ever get faster because of that... it's like they're at some set snail speed just to piss me off or force me to listen to some hurhur on the Alliance Radio News Network.

Fortunately I won't be around in 150 years.

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:50 pm

I like the HURR HURR on the Alliance Radio News Network.

I like when they report about your activities. I also like when they ask government officials about things and they lie about what actually happened. Just like in real life!

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:52 pm

Eturnalshift wrote:

So, people can travel across the universe and stupidly fast speeds but elevators take forever every damn time. That's pretty dumb. Also, because I made my Shepard look like a durp he has droopy eyes so whenever he blinks his top eyelid pops out his cheeks. Kinda makes me giggle during serious conversations.

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Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:00 pm

I love it! Is there a comic for that stupid Mako land rover having the same physics on every planet despite the different gravitational factors that supposedly exist?

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:02 pm

Don't you DARE insult the Mako! The Mako is the coolest thing in the world. I've only managed to ever get it truly stuck 2-3 times. Pretty impressive.

Zaryi · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:50 pm

The mako is a piece of shit.

Also, femshep 4 evar.

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:59 pm

Zaryi wrote:

Also, femshep 4 evar.

It's funny, when I was starting Mass Effect 2, I opted to go femshep at first...I was like, oh all my toons in WoW are female, why not Mass Effect?

Anyway, I played through the opening sequence, and after having played the first ME as male Shep I was like..."yeah, this feels weird and slightly gay"

So I started over.

Femshep is teh sux

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:08 pm

I made a femshep but went back to manshep when I thought about my wife telling me I have a giant vagina for playing an in-game chick.

Usdk · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:19 pm

I tried to make my shepherd as physically similar to myself as possible.

the beard choices got in the way like whoa.

Grimmgor · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:30 pm

i tried to play male shep but seriously, he's one of the worst voice actors for this type of game. he has no emotion in any line what so ever. i love you i sound like a robot let's go to the back and shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

not that fem shep doesn't over do emotion at times, but at least i don't feel like i was playing as ben stein.

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:43 pm

Grimmgor wrote:

i tried to play male shep but seriously, he's one of the worst voice actors for this type of game. he has no emotion in any line what so ever. i love you i sound like a robot let's go to the back and shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

not that fem shep doesn't over do emotion at times, but at least i don't feel like i was playing as ben stein.

See you're wrong here. Shepard is not supposed to exude emotion. He is, quite simply, an intergalactic badass who bones alien bitches, extinguishes entire races, and blows shit up; all while hating both corporations and the government. His role does not call for emotional range.

Aestu · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:18 pm

Then go silent protagonist. Saying, "the character isn't supposed to have emotion" is just a shill for bad writing. And yes I used that word again.

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:36 pm

Azelma wrote:

See you're wrong here. Shepard is not supposed to exude emotion. He is, quite simply, an intergalactic badass who bones alien bitches, extinguishes entire races, and blows shit up; all while hating both corporations and the government. His role does not call for emotional range.

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