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 Post subject: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:14 pm  
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IRVINE, CA - Many World of Warcraft players are continuing to receive their welfare epics even after they have been clinically dead for many years, an Associated Press investigation has revealed.

This abuse of the welfare gaming system came to light after a series of irregularities were noticed in the quantity of welfare epics being handed out, greatly exceeding the quantity it was possible for the number of players with lives to earn in a given time period.

"I mean, we found this one guy, hasn't had a pulse since the Dabiri administration, he's still getting his welfare in the mail. We haven't found out who's actually opening the mailbox," said one investigator, on condition of anonymity.

Blizzard-Activision, the firm that owns the declining franchise, has promised to "thoroughly investigate", however, "due to privacy concerns, we will be unable to share our findings". Calls continue for greater transparency by the monolithic gaming firm.


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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
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Ha Ha Ha. Very funny, good find!
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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
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sry


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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:08 pm  
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Krizen just raped your thread Aestu. How does it feel?


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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:15 pm  
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I should have done this a while ago.

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The thread was so nice and empty until Azelma posted :/


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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:41 pm  
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Someone should make a non sequitor about real-life welfare, just for fun.


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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
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Aestu wrote:
Someone should make a non sequitor about real-life welfare, just for fun.


TAKE YO ASS DOWN TO THE WELFARE!



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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:12 pm  
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Monique was hella awesome in Precious.

Yes, I've actually seen that movie.

Though I don't know how much of a compliment that is.

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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:28 pm  
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I've seen Precious too. Really good movie...but depressing as hell.


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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
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Azelma wrote:
Krizen just raped your thread Aestu. How does it feel?


It feel great

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 Post subject: Re: Ridiculous Welfare Scam
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