The Official "I just had Sex" Thread

Battletard · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:15 am

Necrachilles wrote:

If you're saying she came from giving you oral then o/

If you're saying she came from you giving her oral then -1 \_O_/

Re-read the post, particularly the spoiler.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:58 am

Battletard wrote:

Necrachilles wrote:

If you're saying she came from giving you oral then o/

If you're saying she came from you giving her oral then -1 \_O_/

Re-read the post, particularly the spoiler.

I did, I just assumed there was a glitch in the matrix.

Battletard · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:59 am

Necrachilles wrote:

Usdk wrote:

I'm tempted to get a vasectomy, honestly.

I've thought about it. Honestly I don't know if I'd even want a kid let alone raise one in this world. I would like to have some semen frozen away and then have a vasectomy. That way, just in case I ever decided I wanted a kid (or two), I'd still have the option. Expensive but possibly worth it. Especially if I decide to never have kids.

Looking at the prices though, sperm storage is semi expensive lol.

I got a visual in my head of a Sperm Storage Facility, with a sign that reads "Cumdumpster Inc" or something to that effect.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:46 am

lol'd

Battletard · **Posted:** Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:21 pm

Usdk · **Posted:** Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:22 pm

rofl.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:33 pm

So true.

Battletard · **Posted:** Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:14 am

Haven't gotten laid in way too long. I was unfortunate enough to break my dominant hand (right hand) last night and so missionary is out...guess the next time I get some it'll be a position that doesn't suck and bore me beyond belief

For now though, I totally just successfully executed 'the stranger maneuver.'

o/ (<--- left hand hi5)

Aestu · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:45 am

Battletard wrote:

Truth.

It's cool if you don't believe I know this firsthand.

Dvergar · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:17 pm

Aestu wrote:

It's cool if you don't believe I know this firsthand.

Nah, it's totally plausible you've been with some dudes who were really packing.

Mns · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:30 pm

Dvergar wrote:

Aestu wrote:

It's cool if you don't believe I know this firsthand.

Nah, it's totally plausible you've been with some dudes who were really packing.

This is assuming he can get it up, of course.

Battletard · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:50 pm

Need fubu chix to judge big cock contest IMO. Or gay bros

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:51 pm

nope.avi

Usdk · **Posted:** Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:23 am

Mns wrote:

Dvergar wrote:

Aestu wrote:

It's cool if you don't believe I know this firsthand.

Nah, it's totally plausible you've been with some dudes who were really packing.

This is assuming he can get it up, of course.

only 50% of gay men have to have an erection, you know.

It's mathematics.

Weena · **Posted:** Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:26 am

If that's the case, then how are the givers supposed to give a reach around?

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