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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:57 pm  
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I wanna see Fubu turn this simple message into politics because i dont believe it is possible.

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches are really good tasting, I ate one everyday after school from ages 6-12, getting out of school at 3 and eating my sandwiches until 4:30, and i managed to not get fat.


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:16 pm  
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Disishowiwin wrote:
I wanna see Fubu turn this simple message into politics because i dont believe it is possible.


Pretty much every thing you do and every object around you has a connection to the government somehow. That's true even in the libertarian's delusional world order (think of them as modern-day-hippies, they just believe the magic that will save everyone is the free market instead of free love).

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Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches are really good tasting, I ate one everyday after school from ages 6-12, getting out of school at 3 and eating my sandwiches until 4:30, and i managed to not get fat.


Peanut Butter and Jelly: FDA and Immigration are two easy political issues that are related. Hope you don't like jelly too much. There won't be anyone to pick the strawberries/grapes after the republican's mass exportation of mexicans. But that's ok, they'll just get rid of the minimum wage and good ole americans can take those jobs for 2 dollars an hour.

School, public education, that one's a no brainer. Cut all funding, then when the education system fails because there isn't enough money for textbooks or desks blame the teachers and sell the kids to your buddies who just happen to have private schools. Don't worry about the next generation of kids, they'll grow up learning the right facts, like how the founders freed the slaves and all liberals eat babies!

The time you refer to is officially kept by the government, so I'm sure there's some kind of argument there. I'm sure Bachmann has said something dumb about it, and Jubber and company are sworn to defend even the most ridiculous shit the right says, so they'll jump off that cliff with her.

Fat, insurance, the right's insistence that people without insurance for any reason whatsoever should just die. Uproarious applause at letting fellow countrymen die. Yay! 45,000 a year dead, Yay! Yay 8.6 uninsured children! Serves them right for being born into a poor family!

That should be good for now.


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:31 pm  
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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:44 pm  
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Insert something about peanuts being farmed under non fair trade standards and most likely using pesticides and dangerous factory working conditions at the peanut butter production facility.

Source: Sign I saw downtown that was put up by some fringe hipster group advocating people to boycott non organic peanut butter.

[Anyone that takes this thread seriously and starts a serious argument is a soulless twat with no sense of humor. Let's have fun with politics, for once, instead of bashing each other and all that shit]***

***with the exception of Dvergar, he posted prior to me and is therefore exempt for that singular post.


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:13 pm  
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Am I doin it rite?


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:35 pm  
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Insert comment about peanut allergies and how they need to be controlled in schools to prevent outbreaks in children with them.

Insert Adam Carolla's comments about peanut allergies being fake and a rich people problem.


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:44 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
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Am I doin it rite?


No, because Republican Jesus looks like some kind of smart-ass hard-case you'd find in a Tarantino movie, so now all the cool kids will want to be Republican Jesus. Way to fail, bro.

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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:38 pm  
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Republican Jesus would probably use an Uzi too.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:45 pm  
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Weena wrote:
Republican Jesus would probably use an Uzi too.


Republican Jesus is a Christian, he wouldn't dare use a weapon made in Israel.

And he'd be shooting at liberals for not allowing prayer in schools.


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:47 pm  
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Battletard wrote:
Weena wrote:
Republican Jesus would probably use an Uzi too.


Republican Jesus is a Christian, he wouldn't dare use a weapon made in Israel.

And he'd be shooting at liberals for not allowing prayer in schools.


With Mel Gibson filming it.

It would be called Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This!


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:51 pm  
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Weena wrote:
Battletard wrote:
Weena wrote:
Republican Jesus would probably use an Uzi too.


Republican Jesus is a Christian, he wouldn't dare use a weapon made in Israel.

And he'd be shooting at liberals for not allowing prayer in schools.


With Mel Gibson filming it.

It would be called Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This!


I wonder what rating it would get for theaters? Would they go for PG-13 for a more widespread viewership or would the violent content shitstorm the liberals into pushing for rated R?

The video game is gonna be fucking awesome though, can't wait till my Mom buys me it for my 11th birthday!


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
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Weena wrote:
Battletard wrote:
Weena wrote:
Republican Jesus would probably use an Uzi too.


Republican Jesus is a Christian, he wouldn't dare use a weapon made in Israel.

And he'd be shooting at liberals for not allowing prayer in schools.


With Mel Gibson filming it.

It would be called Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This!




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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:57 pm  
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We'll just make sure Jesus is only gunning down white children.

The liberals won't care too much as long as there isn't any minorities involved.

Well... they might get up in arms about Jesus being dusty skinned. But I think him being Jewish (which is why he's using an Uzi - because that probably went over everyone's heads) and therefore a rich conspiratorial banker will even that out and make it a wash.


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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:15 pm  
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IT really is magic, no other explanation.

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 Post subject: Re: FUBU Magic
PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:19 pm  
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Disishowiwin wrote:
IT really is magic, no other explanation.


someone ask for magic?

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