Wow France....Just Stop It

dek · **Posted:** Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:44 pm

Yuratuhl wrote:

it was me. never occurred to me that lube would be remotely necessary for not-anal.

Perhaps not necessary but perhaps useful under certain circumstances...

I've had a girl be aggressively in the mood before her body fully caught up and she didn't feel like waiting, for example. For times when the whole song and dance isn't really necessary.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:20 pm

dek wrote:

For times when the whole song and dance isn't really necessary.

Protip: There is never any such time as the time "when the whole song and dance isn't really necessary." I've had sex in a hotel closet before and still managed to fit in foreplay.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Fantastique · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:46 am

Tehra wrote:

bueller?

I love that movie! This post has made me want to rewatch it.

Like, now. Fuck work.

dek · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:19 am

Jubbergun wrote:

dek wrote:

For times when the whole song and dance isn't really necessary.

Protip: There is never any such time as the time "when the whole song and dance isn't really necessary." I've had sex in a hotel closet before and still managed to fit in foreplay.

Your Pal,
Jubber

It's not a question of where. It's a question of want, and some girls don't want to wait some of the time. You wouldn't be doing a girl in that situation any favors by taking your time.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:38 am

Parking the donger when the skids in the panouche aren't greased isn't doing her any favors, either. Making her wait just winds her up more.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Lucinth · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:19 pm

Jubbergun wrote:

Parking the donger when the skids in the panouche aren't greased isn't doing her any favors, either. Making her wait just winds her up more.

Your Pal,
Jubber

I laughed way too hard at this.

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Kayllaira · **Posted:** Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:51 pm

Lucinth wrote:

Jubbergun wrote:

Parking the donger when the skids in the panouche aren't greased isn't doing her any favors, either. Making her wait just winds her up more.

Your Pal,
Jubber

I laughed way too hard at this.

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dek · **Posted:** Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:00 am

Jubbergun wrote:

Parking the donger when the skids in the panouche aren't greased isn't doing her any favors, either. Making her wait just winds her up more.

Your Pal,
Jubber

That's what the lube is for. QED

Tehra · **Posted:** Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:29 pm

thanks xkcd for being timely. mayo frames, lewl.

Rathmoon · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:44 pm

I run my own damn pharmacy. I'm an alchemist IRL, if you need to ask me things, this is possibly your only invitation Fubu.

Rathmoon · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:46 pm

wtf did I just post in, and wtf did I just post

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:30 pm

On a scale from one to Barney Gumble, how drunk are you right now?

Mns · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:50 pm

Yuratuhl wrote:

On a scale from one to Barney Gumble, how drunk are you right now?

I pvp'd with Rathmoon after a third of a case of PBR. One of the fondest memories of WoW I have.

Azelma · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:59 pm

Drunken Rathmoon was drawn to the Corn oil thread for some reason.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:24 pm

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic ... 231?page=1

Quote:

On the Gul'dan forums some Banst guy linked the single greatest thread in WoW guild drama history and then just disappeared. It is just so awesome we want to know more and have lots of questions because the thread is a bit hard to read and pretty long so it really needs some editing. We would LOVE for one of the people in the story to come back and explain it or if anyone else has good insider info please tell! We are even more than happy to let you flex your Epeen on us and make fun of our achievement points, or raid server progression, gear, or whatever else your ginormous Epeen needs in exchange for the story. viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9931&hilit=crisco&start=60^ thats the awesome thread in question. It starts off with some info about hobby gardening, a heated discussion about French vs California wines then all of the sudden it gets real and love triangles with prostitutes and pills. Its awesome!

grats on getting the forum name out there, apparently.

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