Phrases that piss you off

Meowth · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:46 am

somebeach wrote:

anyone who calls shopping carts carriages or wagons
people who call soda either tonic or pop
when its hotter than balls outside and someone says "at least its not snowing"

snowbirds piss me off ><

Who the fuck says carriage or wagon?
POP is the true name. Fuck everyone else.
Snow > Heat all day every day.

Azmaria · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:52 am

"Get a job."

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:00 am

"Whatever."
"I don't care."

Your Pal,
Jubber

Aestu · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:01 am

Jushiro wrote:

I'd like some aqueous carbon dioxide please

How does the stuff you get in lab taste compared to commercial club soda? Tell me you don't try it when the instructor isn't looking.

somebeach · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:53 am

Mns wrote:

You're aware that tonic is a real thing, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonic

Quote:

Tonic may refer to:
Tonic water, a drink traditionally containing quinine
Soft drink, a carbonated beverage

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:38 pm

Mns wrote:

You're aware that tonic is a real thing, right?

It's called Schweppes, you fags.

It's also delicious. Anyone claiming otherwise is an englishman.

Mns · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:45 pm

The english kind of invented the stuff. I don't know what you're getting at.

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:50 pm

Mns wrote:

The english kind of invented the stuff. I don't know what you're getting at.

They invented it to get quinine in their bodies, and tried to mitigate the taste with gin. What I'm getting at is it's delicious on its own.

Fantastique · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:22 pm

"Stop mooing" and/or "Mooooooooooooooo" when a girl is complaining about something dumb

Aestu · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:50 pm

If a cow is mooing, it is usually because it needs to be milked. I would assume human females work the same way. Perhaps try that approach?

Aestu · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:53 am

Oh, yes, my most hated phrase:

"I hope things get better"

(Obviously, if I saw cause for hope, I wouldn't be worried. So what, you're telling me you hope there's lightning out of blue sky? Idiot.)

Fantastique · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:35 am

Aestu wrote:

If a cow is mooing, it is usually because it needs to be milked. I would assume human females work the same way. Perhaps try that approach?

LOL I will let you know how this works out later today

Rathmoon · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:25 pm

"have a good one"

for some reason every vendor in DC says this

Dagery · **Posted:** Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:02 pm

"Basically," since I had a history teacher a while back who said it, on average, two to three times per sentence. And that was while reading directly out of the fucking book to us in lecture after we had outlined the same shit the night before. Example: "Most of the Jamestown settlers were basically dying due mostly to disease, basically starvation, and Indian attacks that basically wiped out a large percentage of the town's population, which definitely possibly (?) contributed to the basically hardened attitude of the later settlers, pretty much." I have absolutely no fucking idea as to how I managed to get a 5 on the AP Exam for that class, but even so, I still cringe every time I hear "basically" used in a sentence that doesn't need it.

Oh, and sodapop/tonic piss me off. I have cousins in Missouri who call it sodapop and it just sounds fucking obnoxious, though saying tonic with a thick Boston accent like that of most of my family is even worse. But I just say soda, since I'm not fucking retarded.

Battletard · **Posted:** Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:44 pm

Rathmoon wrote:

"have a good one"

for some reason every vendor in DC says this

Don't some goblin vendors say that ?

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