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pohbear · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:36 am

League of legends and oh yeah my girlfriend

quadtard · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:42 am

http://i.imgur.com/EPHwV.gif

Usdk · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:20 am

Ok heres the skinny.

I know this guy from my old job, we became friends because he's a decent person. His wife is hot as fuck. big tight curves, pretty face, knows how to work it. So they've been together for like 8 years, married for maybe two. he didn't want to get married, but she talked him into it. Then they bought a house early this year. again, he didn't want to, she convinced him. I don't know how, i'm guessing it was blowjobs. ANYWAY. Sometime this summer, she started cheating on him. With some client she met at work. I should mention, she's a paralegal for a defense attorney. You guessed it, she was fucking a criminal. So my friend moves in with me for a month because she kicked him out.

fast forward some drama that was hilarious but too convoluted to get into, they got back together sometime this week. One of the things they think drove them apart was the fact that they just stayed home all weekend every weekend and never went out, so they wanted to start going out. I said ok and i went out with them to show them a good time. It was fun, they danced, I danced with her(had to, they played i like big butts.) we drank, we laughed, etc. But........ On PURPOSE I fed her enough drinks and food(club sandwich for dinner, chilli dog for after last call) to where around the time she got into bed, she'd need to puke her guts out. As far as I know, she's still throwing up. I have had my revenge!

Aestu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:25 am

1. Do you know for a fact the client was guilty? =P
2. Are you sure she was screwing the client and not her employer?
3. Why is it "your" revenge?

Dagery · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:39 am

I'm getting in some "me time" (i.e. Reddit, Age of Empires Online, reading) this weekend, since I've been either a) running around doing favors for people b) working on two major research papers simultaneously or c) sleeping for the past week, and I need to recuperate before next weekend and the Monday after it. Considering that it's fucking beautiful out right now in Fort Lauderdale --- overcast with a warmish, dry breeze --- I'm currently sitting out on my patio listening to U2 and eating a grilled cheese. It's going to be a good day.

Battletard · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:43 am

Aestu wrote:

1. Do you know for a fact the client was guilty? =P
2. Are you sure she was screwing the client and not her employer?
3. Why is it "your" revenge?

If someone fucked over one of my friends like that you better believe I'd do something to fuck them too.

I guess avenge would be a more appropriate term since revenge implies vengeance for oneself.

Aestu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:52 am

Yeah but they made up =P

Battletard · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:59 am

Another thread gets aestu'd

Aestu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:10 am

Battletard wrote:

Another thread gets aestu'd

It's not an Aestu thread until it's about me. And insofar as it may be said to be, whose doing was it?

Mns · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:35 pm

I'm going to start carpetbombing threads that get Aestu'd, by the way.

This is your only warning.

Meowth · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:41 pm

Tell me more.

Aestu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:42 pm

Mns wrote:

I'm going to start carpetbombing threads that get Aestu'd, by the way.

This is your only warning.

I didn't do it

Dvergar · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:18 pm

Mns wrote:

I'm going to start carpetbombing threads that get Aestu'd, by the way.

This is your only warning.

I understand that this may be an unrelated warning, but this thread hasn't been Aestu'd. If this thread meets your criteria you might as well just ban him because anytime he's in a discussion someone's gonna squawk 'Aestu'd'.

Tehra · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:31 pm

in the meantime, I continued my weekend of reconnection a bit more by going for a walk on the beach and then going to barnes and noble & starbucks.

i bought a book of zombie haikus and 2600.

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:42 pm

This weekend I went to the county fair (twice) with the wife and kid, spent over two hours on the phone dealing with Comcast and their shitty service, fished a new RG6 line from my satellite dish to my AV patch box, carved pumpkins, visited my parents, went to my in-laws new house around the corner (which they closed on this past week), took my son out to get his haircut, played with the little guy a lot while my wife prepared for our Cali trip and I played fallout while my wife told me how it's such a shitty game to watch.

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