I have the weirdest crush right now

Usdk · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:11 am

On a girl whom i think is a lesbian.

and is 19.

This is about as far out of my wheelhouse as anything could possibly be.

Aestu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:15 am

Why is it weird?

1. She likes to have sex with women. You like to have sex with women.
2. She's 19. As a female, she's in her prime.
3. She doesn't like to have sex with men. She's not easily obtainable.

Xeoni · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:03 am

Aestu wrote:

2. She's 19. As a female, she's in her prime.

I really hate the ego that comes along with this. When you talk to a girl and you can sense that she thinks that she's in her 'prime'.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:25 am

Hey, get 'em while they're young. At least at that point their crazy hasn't morphed into something unique and unmanageable, it's just good old ordinary everyday crazy. I can't find one my age that isn't a fucking alcoholic, and booze and crazy don't mix.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Aestu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:52 am

Xeoni wrote:

I really hate the ego that comes along with this. When you talk to a girl and you can sense that she thinks that she's in her 'prime'.

No. Girls like that are so superficial they have no awareness of past, present or future. They are 100% in the here and now. It's interesting when you meet these middle-aged women who are crusty and butthurt because they woke up and found that they can't get men to jump for them anymore.

But you're right, I cbf with the egos of those chicks. My goal is to come back later and simply buy them.

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:44 am

Is this that chick?

Azelma · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:17 am

Aestu wrote:

But you're right, I cbf with the egos of those chicks. My goal is to come back later and simply buy them.

Maybe I've watched too many Disney movies, but I'd never want to be with a chick who I had to buy.

She should like me if I'm selling pencils on the sidewalk or if I'm making $$$ working for some big time company.

Dvergar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:21 am

Azelma wrote:

Aestu wrote:

But you're right, I cbf with the egos of those chicks. My goal is to come back later and simply buy them.

Maybe I've watched too many Disney movies, but I'd never want to be with a chick who I had to buy.

She should like me if I'm selling pencils on the sidewalk or if I'm making $$$ working for some big time company.

You don't pay them to like you, you pay them to leave afterward.

Usdk · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:15 am

Yeah eturnal its that one. We played pool for a few hours and had a grand old time. Hey maybe she's bi.

Azelma · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:19 am

Usdk wrote:

Yeah eturnal its that one. We played pool for a few hours and had a grand old time. Hey maybe she's bi.

You can always just start a casual conversation

"So, are you sure you're a lesbian? Want to know for sure?"

Dvergar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:32 am

She's 19. She may be a lesbian, but at that age chances are good she's just in vag-town as a tourist.

Usdk · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:36 am

See that's what I was thinking. We shall see

quadtard · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:51 pm

Aestu · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:55 pm

Weena · **Posted:** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:41 pm

Is it weird because she's not Asian or ???

Because it's not weird to have a crush on a 19 y/o or a lesbo.

But it might be if you have a strong preference for chasing yellow tails and she's not Asian.

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