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Usdk
 Post subject: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:00 pm  
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She's a kickboxer. I'm very mouthy.

I can see no way this goes badly.

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Xeoni
 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:07 pm  
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You should let her kick you in the face and say that's the only one she's entitled to. What could go wrong?

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Weena
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:02 pm  
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Inb4 you become a case study for spouse abuse where the woman abuses the man.

Also, a chick being able to throwdown is fucking hot.

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Necrachilles
 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:14 pm  
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Who kicks boxes?

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Meowth
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:38 am  
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Necrachilles wrote:
Who kicks boxes?


I do every 5 days a week. You mean you don't?

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Necrachilles
 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:33 pm  
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Meowth wrote:
Necrachilles wrote:
Who kicks boxes?


I do every 5 days a week. You mean you don't?

Closest I got was Sauce Boxing. I'm jealous =[

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Kayllaira
 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:51 pm  
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Necrachilles wrote:
Who kicks boxes?


Better question, who does this in the kitchen? Seems not only counterproductive but a bit dangerous.

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Jubbergun
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:17 pm  
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Kayllaira wrote:
Necrachilles wrote:
Who kicks boxes?


Better question, who does this in the kitchen? Seems not only counterproductive but a bit dangerous.


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Usdk
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:33 pm  
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She has a lot of tattoos too. Nom Nom nom

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Kayllaira
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:50 pm  
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What kind? I love tattoos, but not if they're just random all over the place. My friend has some like that and most of them just seem completely out of place, but I know a girl with a full sleeve that continues down her back and it looks really nice.

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Jubbergun
 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:20 pm  
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Overabundant tattoos look absolutely gross on women. Less is more, subtlety owns.

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Yuratuhl
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Usdk wrote:
She has a lot of tattoos too. Nom Nom nom


This sounds like the perfect woman. She's inked and she can kick as high as her head.

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Aestu
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:56 pm  
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tattoos look absolutely gross

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

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Necrachilles
 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:10 am  
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I have a tattoo of a dick on my dick so that when I get hard I can say "At least I'm bigger than that guy.".

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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:29 am  
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she's got a few. flowers on her back, wings on her shoulders, stars on her collarbones, etc etc.

I'm not big on tattoos, but god damn they look good on her.

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