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Giants or Patriots?

Crossbow or Shotgun?

Missionary or Doggy Style?

Beard or Mustache?

Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel?



Chest hair.

1) Packers
2) Shotgun
3) Missionary
4) Beard
5) Jason Statham

Crossbow n stache

Giants
Shotgun
Hand holding
Beard
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Giants.
Shotgun.
missionary.
Beard

1) As a New Englander, the Patriots, obviously.

2) Crossbow, if only due to the fact that it's a fucking crossbow.

3) Doesn't matter, so long as she hasn't been in the morgue for over 48 hours.

4) Beard. Preferably this beard. (Note: That's not me.)

5) Vin Diesel. He's a down-to-earth guy and also happens to be a fantasy (particularly D&D) geek in his downtime. Norris, on the other hand, is an out-of-work, irrelevant conservative Christian fundamentalist with ridiculous sociopolitical beliefs. Fuck Norris.

Giants or Patriots? Giants

Crossbow or Shotgun? Shotgun

Missionary or Doggy Style? Doggy

Beard or Mustache? Beard

Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel? Clint Eastwood

Patriots, America FUCK YEAH
Crossbow, real men can still kick ass with the shittiest of weapons
Doggy, helps prevent unnecessary eye contact
Beard, fucking honestly
Clint Eastwood, Monotheist nailed it

- Pats
- Crossbow
- Missionary
- Beard
- Samuel L Jackson

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I jest, we'll be going at the end of February. Also, way to not answer the questions. I bet you would've responded mustache.

Also, why does everyone hate doggy style here? I think it's the preferred position in most marriages.

Giants...I'm as tired of Tom Brady as everyone else is of Tim Tebow.
Crossbow or shotgun depends on the situation. If it's for hunting, I'm going crossbow. If it's close-quarter cluster-fuckery, shotgun.
When you get older, regardless of what you prefer, you will use every imaginable variation of position because your body won't be able to pound a piece of ass in the same position for a solid forty minutes or more...but doggy style is the shit.
Beards are the superior choice for facial hair. Having a goatee almost makes me look like I have a chin.
Clint Eastwood or Bruce Willis would have better choices, and both would have been right.

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Ah.



You should already know I don't follow other people's rules.



Just like you should already know from several posts that I sport a beard.



You get better clitoral and emotional stimulation from missionary. Most marriages also end in divorce, and most men have "small" dicks that would make doggy a better alternative than sitting on the dryer.

Any other questions?

if you're not stimulating the clit you're doing it wrong.

Giants
Crossbow
Doggy Style
Beard
Vin Diesel

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